Making Memories On Memorial Day

Another ironic fitting post for another Holiday. Sometimes you have to freestyle life and just go out on a whim. I met Lara last week at a 18+ club which had a massive turn out Summer Break is now here. In fact, I met a ton of young Latina hotties, but I had to travel to make this happen. Insane amount of sets and turned out I raked in 8 numbers that night. My wing escalated on a tranny and tried to see if she was a he and when he attempted to clinch the clam, the heshe scolded and denied him LOL... but thats another story. Anyways, at the end of the night I was waiting for my wing to use the restroom and I was bored so I opened a set in the mean time. The set was two dudes hitting on 2 girls, however only 1 was in engaged, so I swooped in and opened from leaning back on the couch and motioning for her to come over. Compliance test #1 passed. She walked over with a smile. I grabbed her and we talked for a bit. She still had that smile and her braces were glimmering. I knew I was on a time constraint as it seems the dudes in set were running out of juice so I had to step it up a notch. My wing came out of the restroom and I introduced him to her. Then I ran the "I bet you're shy..." gambit on her and plugged that into the Nervous Test. The Nervous Test is a great excuse to escalate and touch sexually quickly and its great fun as well. I sat her down and put my hand on her kneed and move up incrementally to her pussy. Each step of the way, you ask "Nervous?" and keep moving closer. She passed with flying colors and I went all the way to her vagina and touched it. She liked that. The friend was now trying to drag her away which my wing attempted to disengage and distract. I number closed her quickly and released. She txted me later since I called her right after I received the number so she had mine, asking: "Who is this?" "Which I played another game with her." She enjoyed it and I told her to save my number as its very important.

Fast forward a couple days and I get a random txt on the weekend: "Hey sexy Asian!"

My late reply was fairly unoriginal, "Hey sexy Latina!"

Either way, sexual framing from the get-go. Continued to mention she should come over and do something for me, but she had work in the morning. So I resumed the sexual tension for Sunday night right before Memorial Day. Most people are bored Sunday evening so I figured I would have a high success rate. To be honest, she was one of many in a mass txt I sent out. I made her qualify herself then send me her logistics. Apparently she lives 2 hours away. Fuck! Normally I don't like driving that far for a d2, but she seemed really into it, we had sexual tension, and she qualified herself sufficiently. I was bored and figured I would make a quick trip since my buddy lives about 25 mins away from her.

By the time I packed and left it was 10:30pm and I told her originally 10pm, it took me 2 hours to get there so I arrived right after Midnight. I passed her street as it was this city was in the boonies. Right as I drove through her neighborhood I got a txt (I do radio silence with girls prior to our meet up) saying: "You flaked!" I txt her back when I pulled up to her driveway, "I'm here, cum out!" 5 mins later she came out and greeted me. She looked hotter than I remembered. 5'1" Latina with sexy eyes and great skin. Youthful and full of energy. She said she took off all her clothes because she thought I wasn't coming, I told her, "we'll just have to do that later tonight..."

Once in the car we had a really positive vibe. I was expecting a young teenage girl to be relatively naiive, uninteresting, and typically into teenage girl stuff... I was pleasantly wrong. Lara had a great perspective on life and many interesting things to talk about that people older than me rarely speak of. It was refreshing and her outlook on life was similar to mine. For a bit, I felt a bit nervous as I was beginning to actually like her. Drove and got lost on the way to the beach. I figured it was a gorgeous night out, we should go check out the tide pools (which I had no clue how to even get to the beach nor where the hell the tide pools were located).

I ran into a main street that I recalled from enjoying a dinner in this part of town. I knew it was near the beach and ocean because I made a turn and it took me right next to the beach where I accidentally ran a yellow turning red light on a right turn while the flashing lights and cameras went off and I freaked out. This occurrence allowed me to locate the beach. Unfortunately there was hardly any parking because the beach was closed at 12:30 am and the gates were up. So I parked my car under a street light in the neighborhood. She was very careful about her purse being secure. Apparently she had her purse stolen before. Lara asked to put her purse in the trunk and went to the rear of my car and tried to open the hatch. Funny! I told her the "trunk" is in the front and engine is in the rear. She laughed and I put my arm around her and walked her to the beach path.

I turned on my LED flashlight (which rocks! Thanks Costco) and illuminated the way. After 50 feet on the dark path she stopped and made a weird grasp, I stopped too and looked and what she saw. At first it sent a bit of a chill down my spine. Is that a dead body? It looked like a body in denim on the ground sprawled out near the edge of the path. We approached it cautiously.

As we got closer, I realized it was some dude passed out lying on the ground and snoring loudly. Looked late twenties, early thirties, white male, in jeans and a denim shirt. He was not responsive to me talking or shining a 150 Lumens LED light in his face. His shirt was up and his pants saggy and zipper undone. His phone and belongings were scattered around his body. I was going to see if the dude was alright, but Lara exclaimed, "Let's pose with him!" I had to drop my responsible, save the world attitude and embrace her young, fun loving spirit. We snapped some funny poses with the guy and she couldn't steadily take a decent picture while holding the flashlight and had to repeat about 5 times. Then the passed out dude began to wake up and started saying, "Seriously? Seriously?" I said, "Seriously what?" and asked if he was alright. He slowly got up and I started asking him questions, "What happened to you? Where are you coming from?" I told him his phone was on the ground and he grabbed it but it was all scratched up and damaged. He then mumbled and yelled for "Pedro!" while speaking some incoherent drug addict talk. He began stumbling towards the beach and yelled, "This way to San Pedro! Follow me, I'll lead!" Which was our cue to slowly back away while Mr.Drug Addict ran into the dark towards the beach.

Lara and I laughed hysterically at his antics and continued to make it an on-going joke. The flashlight proved handy. I have to, but I only carry one as I like to be the only one in control of the flashlight. She removed her high heels and we walked on the sand and saw a bunch of younger people drinking beer and hanging out on the lifeguard tower. We passed them and ended up on the rocks close to them, but in the dark alone. I grabbed her by the hand and after we moved along a few rocks, she paused to look at the ocean. I parked myself right next to her on the same breaker rock and grabbed her. Pulled her face towards mine and I kissed her. She kissed back and added some tongue. Lara turned it into a semi-makeout and I removed myself before she could, making her want more. We continued to search for tide pools and small cervices where sea animals hang out, but had no luck. We ended up about 20 feet into the tide on a collection of rocks and I stopped and told her to spread the blanket she was wrapped up in out for us to sit on. We sat and I pulled out some flavoured cigars. Lara said, she never tried a cigar before. I told her "Theres a first time for everything!" I lit her cigarillo and told her how to "suck" and smoke properly. I lit myself one and we enjoyed the cigars while watching the waves and the full moon illuminate the water like a sparkling sea of diamonds. Lara mentioned she was really enjoying this and was very talkative. We had a really great conversation and when her cigarillo went out from not smoking, I lit it, she took a few more puffs and wanted to throw it away. She wanted to resume kissing. She went in and we began a heavy make out session, I quickly tossed my cigar and moved my cigar hand all over her teenage body. Massively sexy. Soft skin and amazing body. Lara pulled my hair a bit and gave me lots of tongue. I reciprocated by pulling her hair a bit and grabbing her neck. Licked her neck and gave it a few kisses. We continued to kiss passionately for 5-10 mins and I began to run my hand underneath her shirt and all over her torso. I grabbed her nice tits and squeezed them. She was exhaling in enjoyment. I pushed her back and laid her down on the blanket on her back. Quickly after I ran my hand and fingers down to her crouch. She had jeans on and a massaged her vagina outside before putting my hand down her pants. Lara quickly unbuttoned and unzipped her pants for me for better access. She was wearing a nice thong and I moved it to the side where I stimulated her clit and rubbed her pussy. Lara was already very wet. I put my finger in her and she moaned and sat up for a bit. Her pussy was soaking and felt nice and slippery. I massaged her g-spot with my finger and pushed the wall with my finger and quickly found her erogenous zone. It was so uncomfortable on a craggy uneven rock with my left hand underneath her head and my finger in her pussy that I had to move around and it broke the passion for a fraction of a second. Back to fingering her, she looked at me with lust. Recognizing this, I told her to take my shirt off which she said, "We're not having sex!" I said, "OK" while I continued to finger her. Apparently she need more convincing with my fingers. I tried again to get myself naked to fuck her, but she kept stopping me. After a good 25 mins of making out and fingering her I was a bit tired so I paused and held her for a bit. She buttoned up her pants and I wiped her pussy juice all over her shirt. I grabbed her and we sat talking while she rested her head on my chest. We talked about constellations which seg-wayed into horoscope talk and then she mentioned our signs were "perfect for each other" and we would "totally get along." I told her I didn't really believe in horoscope shit, but if she really wants to put a positive vibe on "us" then I wasn't going to get all logical and fuck something that could help me up.

After talking and intermittently making out here and there, I decided it was about 3AM and I should find an isolation location so we can get busy. I told her I needed to check in before "it was too late." Fortunately I passed a hotel on the way to park my car by the beach and it was very close. We gathered out stuff and made or way back to the car. Brushed off the sand and I cruised it to the hotel. Gorgeous hotel, Lara then mentioned she had her senior ball there for high school which kind of triggered my mental alarm which rang, "Wow this girl is really young!" It was a nice hotel and a great location, but the desk lady said they were completely full. Damn! I asked for other recommendations and there were a few right across the street. I went to those as well and they all said they're at capacity. Lara stayed in the car. Shit, so I busted out my Kayak app on my Blackberry and called all the top 4 star hotels. Only one had vacancy... the last room. I made a comment about it haunted or something and she started saying she had visions and saw ghosts and stuff. I made fun of her, but she was sharing something very personal which she felt judged by. Lara mentioned her grandma being a shaman that conjured spirits and was a bad person, so her legacy or black magic transferred to her and she occasionally sees weird things. I quickly changed the subject to something more up beat. Fortunately this hotel was close, but Google fucking Maps took me the wrong way and I had to turn around which further fucked up the vibe. By the time we arrived, it was close to 4AM. I parked in the parking lot and told her it could take a while, so she better come with me because she was going to be bored in the car. She hesitated then accepted my frame. I opened her door and she got out. Walked to the counter and the Middle Eastern desk dude took forever. I was there while he was making copies of IDs, Credit Cards, entering shit on the computer, he was like a total n00b, but he hooked it up with a discount because I charmed him and gave me an extra day to check out on Tuesday instead of Monday (Memorial Day). In the mean time I was talking with Lara and being funny. She loves my jokes! I taught her how to punch and was just staring at her in the light realizing how super cute she was. We finally got two keys and made our way to the room. It was a bit of a walk.

I opened the door and turned the lights on while I set down my bag on the chair, so the only place she could hang out was the bed. I told her I was going to use the bathroom and went to take a piss. I took my time and when I went back into the room she was curled up in the fetal position with a blanket smiling at me on the bed. I snuggled her and spooned her a bit. We made out some what on the bed and she quickly fell asleep in my arms on the pillows. After a quick 20 min nap or so she woke up after I stopped caressing her face... I was getting tired! She asked, "What time is it?" "4:30" "We should go" I then explained it would be better to go in the morning because I was tired. She insisted she had to be up early in the morning for work, but then again she told me she starts work at 1PM... so I found this unusual. Later she explained her mom was going to pick her up in the morning and she had to be up. She kept saying "We should go" and that it was getting late. After 5 attempts to keep her at the hotel, I figured I needed to try something different and got up and told her we should take off. In the hall way right next to the door, we started kissing heavily, she threw me against the wall, and I pulled her hair. We were passionately intertwined and I began rubbing her body down and fingering her. She was sopping wet. My fingers were covered in her juices and it kept flowing on my fingers. I continued to finger her until she was moaning. I grabbed her and moved her to the bed. I said, "I want to make you cum." She said, "OK" I quickly pushed her on the bed and told her to lay back. I worked off her jeans and panties to reveal her shaven pussy. Her high heels flipped off and I pulled the pants off. Then I took her bra and shirt off. She was naked on the bed and I continued to finger her. Her eyes were rolling back and she was exhaling heavily. She yelled, "Taste me!" I didn't want to eat her out just yet, so I thread cut and told her my cock would feel much better. "Taste me! I want you to taste me!" I began to unbutton my shirt with my free hand and she asked what I was doing. "I'm taking my shirt off." "Why?" "Because I'm getting naked." "Why?" "So I can pull my cock out." I quickly undid my complicated belt and took my pants off with one hand, which was quite a feat. I pulled out my throbbing cock and she oogled it. I knew from then she wanted some dick. I brought it closer to her and said I'm going to stick it in while continuing to finger her. She said, "But you don't have a condom..." "I do" Whipping out my Trojan in my pocket. I threw it on and inserted my dick into her lovely teenage pussy. So nice. She moaned and started to sweat. "It's so big... feels so good." "Thanks baby, you're pussy is so nice." I fucked her missionary for 10 mins or so, then she asked "Can I ride you baby?" I said, "Sure" and turned over on my back. She jumped on my cock and started riding me like the Kentucky Derby. Moving back and forth and up and down all over it. She was really quiet for some reason, but from her face she was enjoying it immensely.

After 5 mins of riding me cowgirl style, she abruptly jumped up and paused hovering over my dick. A torrent of cum flowed out of pussy and soaked me thoroughly. My dick, balls, thighs, legs, stomach, and the bed were absolutely drenched. I would estimate about 2-3 cups worth of cum came out of this girl thats barely 5 feet tall. I laid there somewhat amazed at this spectacle and she quivered to my left holding her pussy, exhausted, and exhaling deeply like she just ran a marathon. "I've never ... came... like that ... before... ever!" she exclaimed while holding a naughty grin. "I can't believe I was that quiet and came so quick. I came like no other." "Yes you did!" "Did you cum baby?" "No dear, I'm still ready to go" I told her. She was very tired and she didn't want to fuck any more after that orgasm. I was telling her, I want to give you another one and I'm still up for it! She seemed distant and not wanting to do anything. I fucked her pussy a bit more while she just laid there on the bed in her giant wet spot. She asked, "how long are you going to take?" Which pissed me off because I just gave her the orgasm of her life and shes putting me on a time constraint and isn't into it anymore. I put it in her vagina a bit more and she was very bleak. I grabbed some lotion and had her stroke me off which she did with both hands, but she wasn't doing a good job, so I told her to blow me, which she declined to do. I attempted to convince her to finish me off so I could cum by giving me head, but she didn't want to. I told her I was just going to jerk off. "Where do you want my cum baby?" "Anywhere, but on my face." I jerked off while perving to her sexy Latina body and busted a fat nut all over her. I think I came on the wall 4 feet away too. It was a lot of cum and I showered her with it. "That was A LOT of CUM! Wow, it's all over me and running down my body." I grabbed her a towel and I cleaned up myself. She was a lot more pleasant after wards and she explained she didn't want to give me head because "she wanted to get to know me better and make sure I was worth it" WTF? I told her not to worry about it and cleaned up. I gave her a hot towel to wipe herself down and she got dressed.

I took her home and the sunrise was gorgeous over the mountains and fields of the area. Stunning! It was peaking on a clear day with no clouds and a magnificent aura of light flooded the plains. Very romantic and she smiled saying how awesome it was and how much fun she had. She thanked me for the sex and played with my hair while I drove her home. She was in a bubble of love and totally digging me on the way back. I could tell she was content and happy. The sex definitely invigorated both of our energy levels and we enjoyed a memorable sunrise on Memorial Day.

Brutal Night

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Ironic Mother's Day Hook Up

"A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man." - Vito Corleone, The Godfather

I love spending time with my family. Of course I write about my exploits on this blog, but I do enjoy spending quality time with the people I love in my life. When all else fails or betrays you, family will always be there for you.

The background of the encounter. My buddy and I have been boys for a while and we party and club together and often times he sees me pick up women consistently. Occasionally we'll hit up a house party. One time he invited his under-aged 20 year old sister to a party. Sandy really enjoyed me and when my buddy was with some other girl, we kissed and enjoyed it. Being half French half Asian, naturally her body is ridiculously hot and I couldn't resist applying my A-Game all over her sexy ass. That said, she got up on the built in stripper pole and did a few pole dances for me. Hotness. Since then we've had a lot of sexual tension, but since my buddy is always present, we haven't had the chance to unleash it. I'm always taking good care of my health since I detest down time, but when Spring rolled around and all this pollen and shit was in the air, I had insane allergies. Dry throat, coughing, running nose, stuffy nose, horrible. It just so happens Sandy calls me at 3 AM while I was sleeping on Friday night knocked out on Nyquil. She is supposedly drunk and wants me to pick her up. Seriously, she has 2 brothers, an uncle, and multiple orbiters that could do this for her, and she calls me... obviously as a valid excuse for us to fuck. Booty call incognito. Not bad game for a 20 year old vixen...

I've been wanting to go out since Thursday, but the combination of my on going work projects and my family visiting for Mother's Day had me postpone my urge until Saturday night. My buddy calls me and says we should to go a club hosting a bikini contest and his DJ buddy (who spins a sick set) already has us on the list. This club is always packed Saturday and full of Asians. I've gamed so many girls that I see girls I don't even recognize pulling me to the side asking me how I've been and some already had my number. My follow up game sucks and with my volume and time, I need to develop a systematic approach. Anyways, I tell him I'm sick of that place for now and we should check out something else. His sister invites us to a party in Newport Beach down the street from my place. We caravan there and find out this apartment complex is confusing as fuck. Not only does all the units look identical, but its so hard to see the numerical addresses. After much searching and sparse parking, the group abandons all hope, but I make my way around the neighborhood to scout out for indicators of a party and run into a group of 30+ year old party goers trying to find the party as well. We all run around to seek out the party and come up empty handed. I run into a 50+ year old with a party dress on walking barefoot, obvious signs of a party and she said the party is still "happenin'", but then I ask myself... why the fuck would I want to be partying with 50 year old women... pass. I say fuck it, its 11:30 and we've wasted an hour, let's find some where else to roll to.

Warehouse party. 20 mins later we're Google Mapping the location of this obscure warehouse party. Google takes us to the wrong section and we end up scouring the streets and finally find the warehouse. It's like a printing company and the office is now a lobby of party goers and the warehouse is the dance floor, banquet hall, bar, lounge area, and mingling ground all in one. The open bar is a plus. So we roll inside and grab a few beers. I do a set immediately of 2 MILF's whom are super boring and must of been living under a rock. They're enjoying me spit my game, but had a weak vibe, so when they go grab food, I bounce to another younger and hotter set of 2. Of course being Asian they're rolling in a large clique of like 20 Asian girls that are all over the place and pulling them away. Horrible logistics ensue with isolation and I escape to the bar. When I'm turning I match eyes with this cute Asian HB sitting down and she stares for 3 seconds then she looks away. I maintain eye contact and when she broke it I just said "Hi."

My default party conversation is acting like I know everyone here. Given this is an Asian party, I'll improvise and be like, "oh hey... I haven't met you yet. How do you know John? Nguyen and I go way back. Eric is like a brother to me. OMG ... wait you know Mike right... this one time he almost got mugged and..." DHV story. Pretty basic stuff. Usually, I'll introduce myself, maintain hand contact, do a hand caress bit move then, go into my normal interaction while sprinkling the humor. Interaction goes well after 30 sec. She says her name is Kristine with a K. My mother's name is Christine with a C. How ironic... anyways, I grab an empty chair and position in right across from her so my legs are facing hers but at an angle and hers are crossed and slightly facing my body.

Conversation continues and she asks my age which I tell her to guess. I get 28-30. She reveals shes over 30. Now she's really trying and finally guesses correctly. She gives me shit for my age and thinks anyone under 30 is "young." My buddy's sister, Sandy comes over in her cleavage revealing outfit with skinny tights under a dress and sits in my lap while sucking on a lollipop (note: oral fixation). Sandy takes the lollipop out of her mouth and tries to put it in my mouth which I don't accept. "Ohhhh... after ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH...with all OUR history..." attempting to make this girl jealous. "You know you want to suck it..." "Cute dear... very cute... why don't you introduce yourself..." motioning to Kristine... Sandy then introduces herself and she quickly leaves. I give it 10 mins and some super nerdy older Asian dude with a satchel shows up and is orbiting Kristine. I make it a point to address him and introduce myself and then politely kick him out of set. AFC orbiter leaves. Hand caress maneuver. Shes now touching my thigh and enjoying the hand caress by reciprocating. Now I'm kino rewarding by touching her inner thigh and leaving it there for extended periods of time. She doesn't object. "Let's look at the other rooms..." (given that there was only another foyer and rest was a sectioned off mechanical warehouse there weren't many rooms at all. In retrospect I should taken her behind the printing machines). I grab her hand and lead her to a corridor by the restrooms. I throw her into me and kiss her. Horrible kisser. Shes resisting a bit but physically complying. "I'm a good girl, but I'm a good girl..." Heard this all before like when I was cock deep in some girl who was telling me the same thing while moaning, but thats another story. "Wait... what's your name again?" she asks...

Physical responsiveness is all that counts. I say, "Let's get out of here" after making out for 30 seconds. Go to the parking lot and then to her car, she doesn't have her keys. WTF. Now I isolate to my car which is a coupe and even when I cram in the back my average height still hits the roof. I'd figure, get her hot in the car then leave to a better location. I start the car after kissing a bit to leave to the hotel and she's trying to get out of the car. I shut the door and continue to make out with her as she needs more convincing. Passionate make out continues. Then I take her cardigan off, then tell her to take off her shirt, then I take her bra off to reveal some beautiful sized Asian tits. Usually Asian girls have small tits, but these were good size, at least a C cup. Beautiful small pink nipples which I oblige to suck on. Nice... mikey likey...

I reach into her pants and play with her clit and begin to finger bang her. Shes wet and loving it. Her expression is priceless. Moaning and squirming, I give her a bit more of my finger. I tell her to take my clothes off which she unbuttons and throws off. I'm now straddling her in the passenger seat, completely nude with my hard cock out on her chest while shes stroking me off. "What's your name again?" I respond with my eyes rolled back, "Guess..."

All of a sudden, my driver's door opens and all my car lights flip on. Bathed in light, some what surprised, and out of breath, I turn to my right to reveal my buddy and his sister going crazy. All I hear is "Oh my God..." "No way!" I'm on top of her with my erect cock out. They take a quick peak and slam the door shut. Kristine is now embarrassed and wondering "if they saw anything." Which I dismiss like its not a big deal. My friends leave in their car and I continue seducing her. Shes receptive but still concerned about other people watching us. Fogged windows could be a give away, but also camouflage. I have limo tint on all windows but the side windows because I got a tint ticket while getting a speeding ticket for tripling the speed limit. 10 mins later I hear a txt message vibrating in my pocket on the ground (see photo). Shes stroking me off still and I'm fingering her. I'm fumbling with her pants in a cramped sardine can car and between the 6 speed shifter and our bodies, proved quite a task to do one-handedly.

I tell her to "take those pants off..." and she says shes "not like that" and won't do this because we "just met." Bullshit excuses again and again. Also shes now afraid that other people may see us again. So shes still enjoying my hard cock in her hand and asks "do you have a condom?" while kissing, so I reach in my pants pocket on the floor and pull out my Trojan. I tell her to take off her pants again and she goes into logic mode asking, "why do you have a condom in your pocket? Do you do this with all girls? How many times do you do this?" Typical lmr questions, which I ignore and continue fingering her to shut her up. Now, she looks at her watch and freaks the fuck out. "It's 1 AM... oh shit, I'm supposed to be home." I respond, "So you're going to turn into a pumpkin... I see..." "My parents are going to kill me!" Confused I say, "What? OK daddy's girl..." So she panics and starts searching for her clothes in the car. Slowly shes gathering her clothes and putting it back on. I start the car and drive with fogged up windows behind another warehouse by a loading dock and park while completely butt naked. I couldn't see shit, but had to isolate again. Shes not almost fully dressed and I continue my kissing, but shes very hesitant now because she said she should of been home at midnight. I'm thinking... this woman is over 30... what the fuck? Kristine is enjoying the kissing, but I have to start the escalation process all over again from 1st base... I'm now hearing how "late" it is. She mentions her LV purse is in the warehouse still. We're still making out while this half-assed conversation is going on while she's playing with my cock. She's whispering, "You're very sensual. You're attractive." I'm thinking like OK already, take your pants off now so I can stick my cock inside you now...

Kristine is now holding my cock in her hands and blurts out, "I love you." Which I pause and say, "What the fuck!?" Silence... "Sure you do..." playing it off. "Yea, you're right." she says. Now she busts the infamous line, "I'm a virgin." Which I laugh at because sure as hell was no hymen and no blood. I already had my V-Wings badge awarded earlier this year. Shes over 30 so no way in hell shes a virgin and I tell her in a playful manner, "You're so full of shit! You don't have a hymen, let's not play these silly games." Suddenly, she sees I'm not the average chump, and says, "Yea, you're right. I've only been with one guy and he was my boyfriend for years." She couldn't play the V-Card now. Here comes the whole speech about "I only do this when I'm serious with somebody." I feel my balls turning blue. My penis is about to invert itself. "I want to date you first." UGH. I'm a trooper so I plow through that shit and continue to escalate. She's not having it and not responding after many attempts and about 10 mins of me going for it. I tell her I have to take a piss and she follows me to pallet on the side of the warehouse where I command her to hold my dick while I piss. She grabs it and points it towards the pallet. I'm pissing and shes loving it. Giggling and commenting "Thats a lot of water." Now shes guiding the piss all over and on the wall, pointing it around like a fire hose. "Wow thats a lot of piss!" she says while giving me a shake. I'm still completely naked at this point and shes fully clothed. "Go get my clothes." She grabs my boxers and articles of clothing and put them on. I drive by and park the car. I leave her in my car and go grab her purse. When she gets the purse she immediately checks her phone which has like 18 missed calls. I think they were her mom. Kristine calls back and all I hear as soon as the other side picks up is immediate bitching in a high pitched, whiny, reprimanding voice. Sounds like Super Pissed Off Chinese. For 3 minutes straight, her mother is just going off on Kristine, laying it thick on her. I think she was massively overprotective and worried. It was a mixture of chastising and yelling, but mainly yelling... Kristine said like 3 words and the other side hung up.

I figure this is the end of the night, might as well try to escalate again, but no luck. At this time and point she didn't even know my name still... so I gave her a few hints and she finally got it. She wanted to give me her number. We kiss good night and I bounce while she trails me home.

Needless to say, I did not expect to passionately enjoy a woman with the same name as my own mother on Mother's Day. Quite the Mother's Day treat for myself... and I ain't even a mother...

TXT Message from Sandy:

Hell Of A Lifestyle

It's an awesome feeling pushing your game passed the limits... some may be scared, but true progress is made violating boundaries. The atomic bomb, space exploration, and the cure for polio are just some of the human achievements produced when people 'raise the bar.' Apply this to a Player Lifestyle, and crazy erotic shit starts to happen.

As an aspiring International Playboy, I will be sharing my chronicles of my local endeavors in beautiful Orange County. My blog will serve as my "journal of exploits" (which Jim Rohn says is particularly valuable to anyone looking to reach the pinnacle of any field), an inspiration for others, and a testimony to the lessons learned in-field in the pursuit of the ULTIMATE HIGH PERFORMANCE PLAYBOY LIFESTYLE.

- OCtane

Quickest Fuck Close In The West

Things have been progressing for me. I had a make out with my d2 last night and I rolled dolo to the club to meet some fellow PUAs. My wings are the shit. We all look out for each other and build each other up to make sure we all close. This is team work at it's finest.

I run a few sets. Grab some numbers and then I see my wings. I totally bullshit a DHV story about them beating up some guy that tried to mug me and the girl bought it. Apparently she came with them to the club so it wasn't some random girl at the club they picked up. Either way, when I enter the set with my wings I only say awesome compliments for them. It's fantastic to have a mutual respect and camaraderie with your boys. We hang out and have a blast just shooting the shit. Just great rapport. I'll puff on my Diamond Crown Maximus while we drink and hit on girls on the patio and just socialize. We never take each other too seriously and always roll with the punches. We're a versatile bunch. Merge a few sets, I hit on a group of 5 Latinas with only 1 that I like, but the group thinks I'm funny, so we exchange numbers and I move to 2 Asian girls which I tell they're fucking cute and this must be the "Light Skinned Asians" section. They think its awesome. One of the sisters shit tests me which I pass with flying colors. Now, I'm in. She invites me to sit in between them while I put my arms around both. This attracted a lot of attention from gawking on lookers. So much in fact, the club photographer took several pictures of us and said I'm a lucky guy and a pimp. Why thank you! Now I'm kinoing my target and both are asking me about the afterparty and personal questions. The cute one is touching and caressing my thigh and I squeeze her tighter and bring her together. She's just way too cute. We're wrapped up in a bubble of love and enjoying the sexual tension. Club is closing, so I do a quick number close and kiss the girls farewell. I meet up with my wings and we head to the afterparty.

I get lost on the way there and get a call from my buddy at like 2 AM and while I wait for my wings to pick up some other girls, I'm having a conversation. 20 mins later, my wings roll up, one has the girl he brought to the club still, and my other wing has 2 girls... sisters. One is obviously his target and the sister greets me and is already throwing IOIs. "Nice car! I'm Paula!" She doesn't speak much English. Good thing I can hold my own with the Espanol.

We go to into my wing's small room and theres plenty of alcohol. We mix a few drinks, toast a few, and start getting the party on. We're shooting the shit and enjoying ourselves. 10 mins into the interaction, my wing decides we need to take a group picture. The sister is telling me I should "take my clothes off to feel more comfortable" and that I should drink more as she pours me another glass. Since the sister was sitting across from me in a single computer chair, it was difficult to kino and get close to her. Once we get ready for a group picture, she jumps in my lap and we snap a few photos. Shes now totally into me and I move closer and like lightning hitting the ground, we instantly start making out. Shes giving me tongue, straddling me, playing with my hair, and trying to take my clothes off. I oblige. I loosen her belt, take her bra off unleash her massive tits. They are all natural and so great to suck on. I'm now taking my clothes off and my shirt off, shes un-doing my belt buckle and unzipping my pants. Next to me is my wing and his girl suddenly turned on by our passion and making out with her girl. On the floor next to us is my other wing with his girl getting it on. It was like a massive orgy like Eyes Wide Shut status.

She pulls my cock out and starts sucking it. I'm kicking back enjoying it. More titty sucking, and now I tell her to get up and I rip her panties off. Now we're both naked and kissing and licking each other up and down. Shes a bit salty. I lift her skirt up and play with her pussy. Nice and wet, and shaven... thank God. Now shes licking my ears, my face, my nipples, and tonguing my balls. This girl rocks! Shes straddling me and trying to put my bare cock into her pussy. I tell her to wait while I grab a condom in my pants pocket which was conveniently located. I throw the condom on and start fucking her. We did reverse cowgirl, missionary, doggy, her riding me, all sorts of positions. Now at this time, the timid girl with my wing tells him shes uncomfortable and they leave to fuck in the car. My other wing and with her sister is getting it on but they look a bit shy on the mattress. Shes screaming with pleasure as I mount her and pull her hair. I'm biting her neck and she reciprocates. Passionate fucking. Now, we're fucking against the wall next I'm pounding her from behind and slapping her ass. Shes moaning so loud. I hear her speaking Spanish and calling me "papacito" and "ai corigo" which I'm assuming means daddy, the later I have no clue what it means. I asked around too. After about 45 mins of non stop fucking, I'm getting close to cumming, I pull out, tell her where I'm going to blast her, throw off the jimmy hat off and bust a fat load all over her tits and chest. She was smiling while I drenched her in cum. She starts stroking my cock post orgasm and starts to give me a rub down. Massaging my legs, my back, and my arms. She definitely knows how to take care of a man. At the same time, she's hugging me and thanking me for fucking her. I'm feeling great. We clean up, slow dance to my wing's computer play list, and I walk them to the car. I didn't really want her number, but my wing insists we exchange numbers because he is fucking her sister. We do and we kiss goodnight... well morning since it was 5AM. I was beat, but that was the quickest fuck I've ever had!

What Was HER Name?

This happens occasionally to players that run multiple women, when the music is so damn loud, and when you've been bought way too many Grey Goose shots...

In fact I totally forgot this girls name I picked up at the bar in the club. Normally I make it a habit to repeat her name verbally and memorize it, but I was spacing that evening. I thought I would be sly and get her BBM and see if her name was there, nope, some stupid nickname people use. Whats wrong with using your own god damn name? I also called her voicemail late to see if her name was on there.... nope. All I knew is she was from Colorado, had some sexy ass friends, and was a bartender/waitress in a bar. Oh, she also promotes. We hit it off and ran into each other and there was some sparks. Couple days later we had great BBM banter and I knew she was into me. That night (Thursday) she invites me to a club to "keep her girls company" and I replied I wanted to keep her company not her girls. We ended up hanging out at the club and making out. All this without knowing her name. Then her girl friend came over and asked where Tonya was (because she saw us together) and I acted like I knew her name all along... "oh, Tonya is over there getting me a drink." Smooth player... now I have her name, which I saved and over wrote the previous entry which was "Promoter Colorado Girl Asian Venue name is Laura or Linda or something" with her real name. I was way off!

Just goes to show that as long as you play it cool, names don't really matter. I act like I knew her for years and that she wanted my cock. She was all over my jock and I believe that my strong kino helped build attraction significantly enough to have her invite me to spend the evening with her. Names don't matter! Attraction and sexual tension do!

Cold Girl Warms Up

When I met a fellow PUA at a club randomly, I told him we should rock some sets. Of course I start it off and do a one, grab the number, then turn and see another cute girl. My time is dwindling as it approaches OC's ridiculous closing time of 1:30AM. This girl is petite, Vietnamese, and looks adorable in her black little dress. I open her directly stating I think shes cute. We hit if off and we're talking about all sorts of life stories and end up exchanging numbers. We kiss and hug and bail when the lights turn on. Fast forward 3 months and in between that time we've been txting back and forth, talking on the phone intermittently, and I'm dropping some sexual innuendos here and there. After inviting her several times with no success, I put her on the slow train and slowly drip txt her things. She always replies. Definitely interested. I try again as I'm a persistent fuck and it only takes a few seconds to type a well constructed txt message to 20 girls to get a date on a Weeknight. She responds and I receive her address. I'm currently at a bar solo and hitting on girls here. I grab a few numbers, penetrate this Latina group and have a Latina MILF asking me all sorts of questions: "Are you having fun? Hows your cigar? Where are you from? What ethnicity are you?" Standard IOIs. She says we should "hang out some time" and wants my number just after she mentions her son is in law school. I ask about her husband and she said they're separated and she likes to party. We exchange numbers and she invites me to dance. Just prior I get a txt of this girl around 1:30AM telling me to cover over her place. I decide to ditch the Latina MILF and roll to this girls house as it's an open invitation to bang the shit out of her. On my way to her house, Latina MILF calls and txts me, she even leaves a voicemail. She totally wants young Asian cock.

20 mins later I arrive and txt her to come out. She takes forever getting ready. She's all dolled up and wanting it. We go to the beach to make out, watch the waves, and outline our favorite constellations. She doesn't know her Astronomy. I need to find smarter girls... shit! Over this 2-3 hour period. I'm kinoing, touching her, going for the kiss close at least 20 times and shes turning her head, pushing me away, saying she "just wants to be friends" BULLSHIT, is cold-hearted, "you don't know me," has been hurt in the past, basically every shit test in the book. Good thing, I'm well rehearsed in addressing this stupid excuses. Such a romantic setting which works wonders with 90% of the girls I take her and shes being a stubborn little girl. Denying all my advances. I attempt to kiss her under the stars, on our way to the car in the park, against my car, nothing. I've almost lost hope. We do have an excellent conversation with lots of laughing and her qualifying herself. After such resistance, I'm feeling shes a waste of time and to drop her off. I bring her to the house and get out to say goodbye. Again, my persistence overrides and I go for the kiss. "You really want to kiss me don't you" "Yes" then I go for it again and shes very receptive. Taking her chin in my hand and lifting her face to mine while kissing her tenderly. Now shes playing tonsil hockey with me. Giving me tongue and kissing all over. This girl flips like a pancake. She made me wait for it, but I didn't get discouraged to a point where I gave up, I kept at that shit because I have faith shes definitely interested. Now shes being much nicer to me and asking me when she'll see me again and kissing and hugging me. What a 180 degree change. I guess some girls just need to warm up. Keep pushing!

You Never Know ...

Forrest Gump said it right, "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get." Life is definitely this way and pick up is lifestyle. Being an Asian dude in a Latin club is certainly out of most people's element. I learned a lot of marketing strategies from the best and they instruct effective marketers to target the demographics of your target audience and prospects. I use the same philosophies in targeting the girls that I think are so sexy... Latinas. Any given day of the week I can head to Main Street in HB, Newport Beach, or the fucking Spectrum and find white girls, but where do all the Latina's hang out at night? Good thing I know the right promoters that cater to the demographic that I seek. When my buddy Mike goes fishing for Tuna (Toro) he goes about 150 miles off the coast of Mexico. He catches 50-150 lb fish and we feast of those monsters for weeks. We devour Tuna sashimi, seared tuna steaks, tuna tare tare, tuna burgers, tuna filets, and anyway-you-want-it-thats-the-way-you-need-it tuna. To get the tastiest tuna and to ensure your Journey of many days is fruitful, fishermen obviously go when Tuna is present during either mating season or when they travel in the part of the Pacific to dine on collective areas where they feed. It's not uncommon to each 10-20 fish a day easily. These fisherman go to the demographic they would like to catch: Big Ass Delicious Tuna Fish. I go where I want to reel in Delicious Latinas with Big Asses. I do enjoy their tuna fish as well if you catch my drift...

I get a txt from my promoter contact inviting me to a bar which coincides with the invitation from a PUA I met in-field (thats another story to be told) so I roll out and arrive a bit late around 11:15 ish. Parking is a bit of an issue. I used to roll with my boys to nightlife venues, but now I've adopted techniques derived from Michael (www.thegmanifesto.com/2007/08/going-for-dolo.html) and my natural buddy and roll "dolo." Logistics simply are just better. I'm not constrained by wimpy dudes pussying out around 2am, limited budgets, bad wingmen, and group desires.

Walking in solo, most guys will sneak in, look uncomfortable and shy then camouflage themselves in a corner like a statue. I like to make an entrance. I'll roll in, throw a smile up, then I'll point arbitrarily to the crowd like someone just recognized me, then walk into the crowd. Will from NYC shared this with me. On my way into the crowd, I came across (not literally) a group of 4 Latinas celebrating a birthday and we're taking pictures like the paparazzi seeking Britney Spears' beaver slip. After I grabbed a Pineapple Grey Goose they were still next to me. I opened with some asshole remark like, "I think Facebook is going to overload when you post all these damn pictures..." They quite enjoyed it and thought it was applicable as we all know you're stupid bar pictures are going on your glittery hip hop music embedded myspace, twitter, and facebook. Usually when girls have their camera out, I'm in their photos quick style. I'll put my arm around them and kiss them or improvise something out of the ordinary. If they ask me nicely to take a picture, I'll grab the camera and snap a few photos of myself then take a picture where I critique the entire group to smile more or "act like you know each other" or "thats your bad side." Afterwards, I'll go through their saved photos and chuckle at some of them. Wait a sec... I thought I saw a dirty one in there somewhere! We end up exchanging names, bantering, and I bounce to another set as their group is growing like a bacteria colony and I saw a Latina blonde that caught my eye.

This 2 set was the Blonde Latina, her tatted up rockabilly greaser friend. Guess who I opened initially... the later. Opened her commenting on her tatts and how she just may be part of a biker gang. She laughed. Build a bit of rapport with her on basics I know about her style. I could tell she liked me and kino'd me often. After I won her over for about 3 minutes, I seg wayed over to the bar where her sexy big breasted Blonde Latina was. I think I commented on her hair or her boobs... either way it went well. She introduced her self, asked my name (IOI), then proceeded to open up with her body language. We had a brief interaction, but a solid one before the tatted up friend rolled in inviting us to the patio to drink because it's way hot inside. I oblige and take them both physically and lead them to the patio where I find an open spot. We chat for a bit then I'm introduced to the other friends in the group. Two other dudes. Both AFCish. One accidentally drops his drink and glass and shit is all over the place. The other is pretty cool and seems to be qualifying himself to me. Winning them over was easy because I just simply teased them about spilling the drink. Now the tatted girl is now over with the two dude friends and I and my target is far away talking to another person. I figured it may take a while so I identify another set which catches my eye. 3 Set. Latina with 2 black girls. I roll over.

"You guys caught my eye, I wanted to come over and see what you're like..." "Oh did you?" "Yep" "Why us?" "Because you're cute, why else..." Laughs. Sexual tension begins. I address the black girlfriends prior to my target by teasing them about shit. One I teased about wearing sunglasses in a bar at night the other was dancing funny and looked like she was doing the "Pee Pee Dance," and the third that joined a bit later had nice cleavage and she didn't have to wear that just for me :), I like the real deal. My target is now wondering why the hell I haven't said anything to her. Shes just standing there, very closed off, closed body language with the Modelo in front of her, and against a planter. I call this the "I'm Not Impressed" look. Throw in a comment about how I only see people drinking Coronas, Modelos, and Adios Motherfucker Drinks here, which is very true and funny. She asks about my drink, then my name. Then she comments on how my sweater looks weird and I tell her listen "sweaters are what your grandma gives you with reindeers and shit, I'm wearing a cardigan." "Ohhh... I see." This is where the sexual tension is now being slowly amplified with my banter. She asks "So why are you here?" "Just out with my buddies inside." My PUA friends ended up flaking. Next shes asking for my name. Then when she tells her she gives me her first and middle name, which I make fun of her. She thinks it's funny but she's still giving me shit tests. "So I don't mean to be rude, but what kind of Asian are you?" "Guess" This is where almost every woman I meet asks and gets wrong. It's common to hear half of the Asian countries before they guess correctly. She gives up. I say I can sum it up in your language, "Chino." Miss double name is now laughing and excited I can spit some Espanol Game. Well shit, I didn't take 4 years of Spanglish for nothing... Now I'm putting fractional sentences saying "Chinos es muy intelligente" and "Te gusta me mucho" and basically framing she wants me in Spanish. We go back and forth with this game and its probably 15 minutes into the set. This is where she shit tests me again, but in Spanish. I barely understand it and pass by saying something like, "Listen you don't need to confess your love for me in Spanish, you can say it in English, thats fine." Shes still a bit skeptical of me. Body language slowly opening up. Now at this point her friends are enjoying this interaction and finding it very entertaining, I overhear them saying "he's cute" to each other. My target is still giving me shit. So I amp up my game by making comments on her duo tone dress and how she wants me to take my "sweater" off and innuendos. I kino her on the arm and she slaps my hand off. I laugh. 30 seconds later I try again, no slap. I leave it on her shoulder for a bit resting while making a point. Then I move to the lower back and I'm closing my proximity to her as I talk. Now she tries to dismiss me by saying "I don't want to talk to cute boys like you anymore" or something, but she makes a Freudian Slip. I bust on her for calling me cute and her friends find this hilarious and are cracking up because they heard it too. It's now ON. 2 minutes later I'm locking her in against the planter with my arm locking her sides and my body physically locking her from the front (planter against her back). Now shes mine. I slowly get closer to her and brush my face near hers. I can tell shes breathing heavily expecting something and getting excited, she leans forward for the kiss and I continue to move slyly along without kissing her. Shes now starring to me, open body language, and smiling. She wants it. I press my body against hers, lock her in with my arm, then lift her chin up with my hand and kiss her. She was very receptive. It was like a fairy tale bar kiss. Cold to Hot. Licking her lips she looks into my eyes, pleased. Make out time. Now, we're making out like high school kids on Prom night and her friends have simply moved over to allow us this private moment. It's obvious shes enjoying it as shes wrapping her arm around me and giggling while giving me some tongue. Latin on-lookers watch as this Asian guy is now making out with one of their own. I tell her let's get out of here and grab her by the hand and lead her out of the patio area to the exit. We run into her friends and a guy trying to # close one of the black girls without any success. He asks me for help, which I try to give him a boost, but his game just isn't up to par. He's bragging about his 25K recording studio which no one really gives a shit about. I tell my target let's get out of here. "I have to use the bathroom." "So do I." I take a piss and her friend comes up to me asking where she is as soon as I leave the restroom myself. "Shes in the restroom." Now this is where the Blonde Latina sees me and comes up to me dancing and smiling. We flirt a bit and my target is now exiting the restroom. Merge sets and introduce my target to my other target. She tells me she must find her friend. We find her fast and she asks for her phone. Friend pulls her Droid out and she goes to the Contacts section and looks up her own name and shows me her number. I enter it in my phone and make fun of her for not even memorizing her new number yet. Social proof myself and then give Blonde Latina a hug and take my target by the hand and lead her out of the bar. On the sidewalk we're walking towards my car in the adjacent parking structure and shes giving me resistance physically so I just keep dragging her along. Mentions her friends or something that are waiting for her. I'm plowing and dragging her more. We get half way down the sidewalk and she just stands still and anchoring herself while I pull on her arm. I'm physically attempting to move her but shes being stubborn and giving me shit about work in the morning and her sick aunt (which turned out to be real). I ignore and continue to go for the pull. Suddenly we're making out. Then 1 minute later a car full of her friends yelling her name pulls up and we hug and she bounces with them. I'm now standing on the sidewalk and I see Blonde Latina walking towards me. She opens me with "Good night" which I take is that shes lingering around me because she wants to give me her number. I get her schedule and grab her number while hugging her. She says, "I thought that other girl was your girlfriend." "We're just really good friends." I tell her. We hug and she tells me to call her, but she has to leave because her friends are in the car and shes the designated driver. Oh well. I walk further down the sidewalk and one of the "Picture Taking Girls" from the beginning of the night is calling me "beanie boy" in which I look around like shes talking about another person and she says, "No you!" So I go over and shes putting her arm around me talking to me and asking about if I always take pictures of myself with other people's camera, in which I respond, "Only yours." Shes loving it. Now shes asking personal questions about me. I think shes tipsy and her friends are in the proximity but just smiling at her hitting on me. I talk with some of the other girls in the group that I like more and theres drunk dudes trying to game them on the sidewalk with lame shit like "Yo girl, whats your name?" Driver finally finds her keys and they are parked right out in the front. Normally I would go for the # close with the girl that really liked me in this group, but I did not find her attractive at all. So we hug and they take off.

Demonstrating social value and being desired by women in this instance really did wonders for me. Plowing and standing my ground were key. I was persistent and traversed several shit tests that were thrown my way. She was a tough nut to crack, but when she did, it was like a magical PUA moment that would be compared to Rocky Balboa surviving 13+ rounds in the ring.

Escalation Auto-Pilot

It seems over the course of consistently going out over the past 4 months, I've managed to get the hang of things. Under 5 minutes, I can kiss close and escalate properly on auto-pilot. I arrived at the club late tonight after I went for drinks with my Thai girl who's so banging and her swag game is together as rapper Young Gotti would say. I always see her with new Gucci purses and she pushes a 7-Series. She has this glow that sucks me in. It's like a lighthouse in the fog or moths to the porch light. Anyways, we had hot and cold sake and Kirin Light, my favorite mainstream Japanese Import Beer. Big surprise the venue we chose I already knew the hottie bartender, I txt her prior, but apparently she broke her forearm and it makes slanging drinks a bit difficult. Oh well, one sexy ass babe will do. After drinks I roll to my usual spot on Tuesdays. It's about midnight. I arrive at the club, say what up to my boy at the door and cruise inside. Club is unusually sparse of hotties. Normally to get social, I will open any set as soon as I get in. Sometimes it goes well and I get actual results, but this drill is to start things going and build momentum. I see some blonde dancing whacky and I made a comment, "Is that you dancing?" she thought it was funny. It's how you say it. I address her Asian friend, introduce myself, say something humorous, exchange a few bullshit comments with the friend, then lock onto my target. She invites me to sit down and we start bullshitting. How can I deny a girl with fish net stalkings and a red lace bustier? Shes really digging me because her legs are now facing me, shes whispering in my ear, smiling, and touching me constantly with her hands on my thighs. It's definitely on. Normally the first set is warm-up, but sometimes you just gotta rip full-throttle and hope the engine doesn't blow. We end up having a smooth conversation meaning it flowed like Ludacris on the mic son. She then says, "I really like that you came over to me, you're the first guy with balls to even approach me." I said, "Yea, I like you too" with a smirk. She smiled and I gave her the claw (arm around her shoulders) as a kino reward. She was now quite smitten. Now shes totally woo'd. The friend now excuses herself and doesn't drag the blonde because shes comfortable and can tell she likes me. Enter bullshit talk and lots of kino, now ready for the kiss, I begin my slow progression (this should of been quicker and sooner retrospectively) and a Snoop Dogg song starts blasting and she's like "Oh My Gawd, this is totally my song" in like the most Valley-Girl MTV brain washed way. I looked at her funny and said, "You can't be serious." She's like "OMG OMG, come dance with me." Given I don't really care for dancing, I say, "maybe later." She then exclaims she must dance to the song as it's her favorite and she says, "Find me later" well jumping up and down. "Maybe."

Still seated, I post up on the leather couch and light up a cigar as usual. My standard short smoke Cherry CAO Flavour. These are decent short smokes, girls enjoy sharing them with me, taste great, are unusual, but aren't hand rolled. About 30 seconds later after I light it with my blue flame just perfectly. This Asian girl all dolled up, blinged out with real diamonds, and a sexy ass skinny jeans (her ass was nice) and low cut drape silk shirt came out. She sits right next to me out of all the other empty spots. Obviously, shes interested. I opened with something like, "Nice of you to join me dear!" She melted like butter in the Mojave desert. I position myself closer and drag her in. She was very receptive to my kino. Within 30 seconds I already have my arm around her, her face on my shoulder, and I'm feeling how soft her skin is. Which felt so well taken care of. I also made a few comments about she looked like she just robbed a jewelry store. She clarifies that "my family owns a jewelry store, so they made me this" pointing to a 10 row diamond bracelet. The rest of her ensemble was diamond earrings, bangle, necklace, and belly button ring (I like playing with belly button rings). 2 minutes later I have her legs wrapped in between mine and I'm feeling her inner thighs. I make a comment and try a DLV by saying my jeans are tighter than hers, but she keeps qualifying me. Blatant IOI. Now, I'm feeling her exposed shoulders and neck with a delicate touch, making funny comments about her using lotion and how we just met and she didn't need to go to all this trouble to impress me, that will come later. She then said she didn't take a shower prior and I busted on her for that which she enjoyed. I'm sitting there and I notice the other guys on the couches across from us watching both of my interactions unfold within seconds apart from different women.

Now, we're wrapped up, my eye contact is deadlocked like a F18 on a MIG, I'm feeling her skin, and go for the kiss. Shes very receptive and her lips are so soft and taste great. I love it when a woman takes real good care of herself and pampers her body. This is 5 minutes after initial opener. Now we're cuddling and her friend Sarah joins us whom is dating the promoter. She's also very cute and quite articulate. I introduce myself, win her over using some humor and give her a few compliments. Possible cock block disarmed. I feel like the champ in Hurt Locker. Disarming cockblock bombs. Now she quickly leaves and we're alone. Shortly after, we mentions some dude who is pursuing her and how she thought he's weird and how she needs to "hide." Good thing, I was quick on my feet and regulate my alcohol consumption as I came up with an excellent plan for her. I share that "she should hide quickly and act like we're making out." Robert E. Lee should take some notes, this strategy won the battle and we end up really making out and probably making the dude extremely jealous. She tastes so good. After talking for a few minutes, going for the pull, she explains needs to get back to the birthday party and is responsible for Sarah. I tell her to give me her number so we continue this later as her logistics suck (friend and shes designated driver) and that we'll meet so she can make me some bling bling jewelry. Next, I quickly find out what her schedule is like, she gets off work around 5, Monday - Friday, and lives and works in LB. Right afterwards, I tell her I will call her tomorrow so she can start on that jewelry (on going joke, great for call back humor, and it frames her doing things for me). Shout out to my boy Tim (natural player) who recommended I take "copious notes" which I quickly jot down next to her name, reminders, and her schedule and hit save. I also call her so she has my number. Two main reasons I do this: she will save me and remember me when I call which makes me more important and I verify it's a real working number. After over a 100+ # closes in 4 months, you'll get creative and make sure the number closes are solid. She tests me by asking what her name was, she gave me two names: her shortened nickname and her real name (she actually showed me her Driver's License) and not only did I pronounce it right, but I remembered it accents and everything. Bonus points! The cherry on top was that I didn't make typical comments as most guys do when they hear her name. Score, now shes differentiating me from other guys. We kiss and I see her off. (I end up having a fun D2 with her on a yacht the next day, but thats another story)

I move to an adjacent area and open a 3 set of Asian girls sitting down while standing and addressing them. This set would potentially scare most guys as they were currently engaged by some other guys sitting next to them and surrounded by gawking guys. Perhaps, the last 2 sets went so well, I kept the momentum going and I opened this set with something silly like, "You guys are way too cute to be hiding in the corner over here." Giggles ensued. I quickly got each name, verbalized the names (I do this for two reasons: reinforce remembering their name and show I really do care and want to get to know them better genuinely), and lock myself in the set by telling the my target to move over. I address the set a bit longer (should of won the mother hen over more) and allow the other girls to be distracted with the conversation next to them while I focus on my target. She scoots her fine body over and I'm trying really hard not to oogle those tan melons exposed in her wife beater's cleavage. I can't help myself. "Hey, guess what?" She says, "What?" "You have the best cleavage in the club, I like." She laughs and accentuates her cleavage closed to my gaze by shaking them and putting them in my face. Now, this is becoming a spectacle and the dudes that have seen my other 2 previous sets are becoming jealous in their facial expressions. What I do now, is great kino. She was in a semi-weird position in the corner while I was on the "straighter" part of the couch and she on the curved part. I picked her up physically by supporting her lower back and carrying her under her thighs, then I place her round ass on my lap. I'm getting hard already. This is all within 30 secs to 1.5 mins and shes already taking pictures of us together. She positions her face really close to mine and we lock eyes, shes looking at my lips, I go for it and she backs away abruptly. "I got you to try and kiss me!" "Night ain't over yet dear!" while smiling. Shes now telling me her name which was so English sounding I didn't believe her. Apparently her parents named her after a Princess and shows me her Driver's License. Now I capitalize on the opportunity to do some role playing with her being the Princess which she eats up like fat kid and cake. Now the conversation is fun and we of course end up kissing during this interaction. Creating a magical moment out thin air is though, but perhaps she saw me prior making out and got her hot. Shes now sitting in my lap, playing with my hair after removing my beanie, giggling like a school girl, touching my chest, kissing me, and smiling. The mother hen and sister it turns out to be won't have this. She calls her some names and says its not appropriate for her to sit in my lap because we just met and yanks her arm off and starts scolding her. I shouldn't have interjected and used humor because the protective sister was pissed and didn't want her little sister who's much hotter having all the attention while she gets ignored by the source of her sister's pleasure while she talks to some random boring chode with a baseball cap. Now the mother hen is saying shes leaving with the other friend and she better go with her or their leaving her behind. The over-protective sister is now pouting and pulling the friend physically away from the couch. She then proceeds to pull my target which I pull her back and tell her that, "it's unfortunate your sister doesn't want you to enjoy my pleasure. Obviously shes quite adamant about leaving and probably a bit jealous. So, give me your number and we'll continue this later." She puts her number in my phone and the sister is already about 10 feet away waiting impatiently with disapproval and scorn. I hug her goodbye.

Afterwards, I realized I should of given the other sister more attention which she desired. It was still a lot of fun to do this within a 5 minute time frame and have all the other male observers envy me. Headed to the dance floor, spoke with a half-white, half-Hawaiian, fully cute HB in a low cut dress. Apparently she just broke up with the BF and is out with her friends patrolling for cock. This report reminds me I should call her up and give it to her. Shes the studious type and works as a care taker for seniors which I had a bit of rapport as I take care of my grandparents somewhat. I qualified her on this and also had some banter in regards to her liking Barnes and Noble over the club. Throw in a comment about me liking the discounted coffee table picture books and the warmed up to me. Prior, I was hitting on her friend who was much hotter, but then I saw her and thought she was cute so I went for it. Perhaps she was attracted to my resilience. My buddy Rob who goes out with me fairly often says when I'm out, "I'm relentless" meaning I don't give and fuck and keep pushing until I get the results I desire. Arnold Schwarzenegger said it best in his biography when he explained to reach his level of success in bodybuilding, he would commonly throw up from pushing his body to the limits. He went to levels other competitors wouldn't in order to achieve his goal and win body building competitions. Such determination, persistence, and ambition is rare these days, and women find it irresistibly sexy. Arnold has an awesome mind set which has helped him become a Championship Body Builder, famous actor, multi-millionaire, husband to a rich and powerful woman from a prominent and powerful family, and Governor of the great State of California.

I time bridge the tan beauty by projecting a future cute date going well with the two of us having fun and grab her number. Hug and kiss on the forehead then we depart.

Nights like these are what makes me love the game!

Skeptics On "Game"

With the slew of seduction products, pick up shows, gurus, trivial magazine article advice, counter-intuitive television programs, and "friendly advice" it's no wonder many men are simply confused with what is real game. It's difficult to know who and where you should get your information from. I say, consult true players that you see getting real results. If I wanted to perfect my drifting game, I'd consult Sam Hubinette or Tarzan Yamata. Perhaps, I'd like to up my culinary skills, I'd at least talk with Gordan Ramsay. When I up'ed my marketing game up, I consulted Dan Kennedy and Jay Abraham. Get solid advice from people living the life and doing the things you want to achieve already, even if you have to pay for it. It will save you time, money, effort, and frustration.

Game is when you get consistent results with your methodology. I refuse to debate which method is better (IE: Mystery Method vs. Natural Game vs. Direct vs. Indirect) as I believe a tailored mentality to your personality, dominant traits, and communication style can yield a harvest bountiful for any man wanting to enjoy the sweet nectars of success with women. Anyways, on to your local club during a Spring Break Thursday...

Of course my business always comes first, so I had a bit of work to wrap up before I bounced to the club to enjoy the company of my buddies and fine women. I arrive at around 10:30 while the crowd and line is already wrapped around the corner. My Blackberry is already ringing. I meet my buddy and on our way to the entrance we see some of our other friends sitting outside on the patio next to the club at an adjacent bar. We shoot the shit and I invite them to come along with me into the club. I tell them I'll check to see who's working the gates to get us all in. After all, rolling with 4 other dudes really isn't what swings the gates open and rolls the red carpet out. It may help if you go with really down gay wings to a gay club and have women all over you like bees on honey. My afc buddy, I love him to death and he's an excellent friend, but I've never ever ever seen him with a woman unless: he paid her or I invited her to go with him. He's already doubting IF I can get all of us in the club without waiting in line for hours while simultaneously bypassing 70 people in line. This is where "greasing the wheels" comes in handy. I always meet the promoters, gate keepers, bouncers, managers, and owners of the venues I frequent. Not only does it show love to people that are working hard to please you the patron, it shows social status, class, and always comes in handy... unless you enjoy waiting in line for 20 mins and paying erroneous cover charges.

Of course I see my promoter buddy working. I say whats up and he's totally down to have me and my boys skip the line and join the party. I always tell people how much I appreciate it and thank them. If I see them inside, I don't hesitate to have them join my ladies and I for stiff drinks and shots.

This is where I love to make an impression on the ladies waiting in line by themselves. Not only does it look great to be walked inside bypassing the line with 2+ ladies on both sides, but it's a huge DHV to them and all the other girls watching. I'll pull a few hotties inside with me and they'll buy me drinks inside. I tell my friends the good news, but 3 of them are being shy, which I excuse myself from to enjoy some female company. I invite my afc buddy, Rudy and he's down. So we roll inside with 4 girls, him and I. They love my rockstar look: My custom tailored one button sharp lapel blazer, diesel low cut shirt, skinny black jeans, Chrome Hearts bracelet, BWL necklace, studded belt, with slick narrow Gordan Rush jeans make the people mistake me for a Korean soap opera star or movie star from Hong Kong.

The club is packed like an overstuffed FedEx package. Asians galore... its really poppin' and I run into 2 other friends that I didn't even know where going. They buy drinks and we start the night off right! Patron, grey goose and pineapple, and "razors" which is a custom specialty drink that tastes like shit that my Vietnamese buddy Rob raves about. It straight up is nasty and leaves you in a cloud of drunk haze, which is shooting yourself in the foot when you're trying to bring A-Game on all the ladies.

I do several approaches: grab a few numbers from a dolled up tall blonde with a bust that would make Cops look like Sesame Street, sexy Asian girls with a figure that Mattel should put into production, and Latinas that make my sex drive pull a Nascar finish. Along the way, we ran into a few duds, 2 boring MILFs and some drunk Asian college girls. I'm pretty seasoned, so this does not phase me whatsoever. In fact, I think it's fucking hilarious. Sometimes, I like to laugh and exaggerate that they're my last chance at love and I'll cry myself to sleep later that night! (Thanks for the tip TD!)

Now, this is where Rudy starts to annoy me while I'm working the crowd. Not only is he socially unaware how to work the crowd and social groups, but a wallflower and horrible wing that would down Maverick in Top Gun faster than Mach 3 (and I ain't talking about the razor blade). The only job of a wing is to build his buddy up as much as possible to boost his game and distract/intercept cock blocking bogeys. Of course, I can recover and plow through his off-the-wall comments, but it's discouraging to know your own friend is that desperate for female interaction. From most uninformed casual observers, speed seduction (not the RJ Product) may look awkwardly foreign. Accelerated game a lot of things are taking place in a short time frame. First 30 sec there is physical kino right, the kino escalation continues, while the verbal game is tight and logistics are uncovered, then within 5-10 mins or less, physical intimacy takes place. Rudy views this as creepy and unusual. I ask him what he believes is a better methodology for banging a woman quickly... he says to wait for eye contact then when shes available to go and talk to her. Basically: wait for IOI, approach, then hopefully she'll like that so much she jumps on your cock. I told him, with my mild good looks that I might be here until the end of the Obama presidency term waiting for that to happen. Rudy tells me once again I need to "stop being creepy." I respond, "Bitch please! I'll make it a point to demonstrate this is the most effective by the end of the night. Just wait..." I light up an Irish-Creme Madagascar Vanilla CAO Mini and watch as the legs begin to open with fresh aroma and tight game. Rudy excuses himself to grab another drink. I work a 2 set with an Asian with tight frame with an ass like J-Lo (does she still go by that name?) and a Latina. Apparently, the night was similar to the career of Apple CEO Steve Jobs, had a few set-backs, then comes back to change minds.

I could tell based off her response to my kino that she was into me and very receptive. After amoging some on-lookers and set poachers, we end up making out. 5 mins into the set or less. I should really start timing interactions now. Logistics are difficult, but it can be worked out. We exchange some laughs, groping, and they're loving me. I tell her that I'm taking her home, she says "lets go." So I pull them, but we have to see this black dude that chaffered them from their house to the club, because she left a purse in the car. I txt Rudy, I taking these two girls home and I'll see him later. He txts: "I want to see." I tell him to wait out in front for us. He leaves before we can get out, so I know he doesn't want to be proven wrong like I did when I clocked the best time at the quarter-mile and beat his by nearly half a second. So I tell him I will txt him picture messages of the journey along the way. We finally find the chauffeur and the dude is dragging his feet. Now the girls are pissed and the guy is like showing fucking YouTube videos to this other guy. He ends up getting lost in the parking lot trying to find the car, stops many times to have a conversation with this other dude, and after this I made a few semi-rude comments for him to hurry the fuck up. After walking around in this parking structure, I felt like Jerry Seinfeld in that episode where they get lost in a mall parking structure and along the way run into all sorts of shenanigans. This girl's booty is redonkulous and dudes would come up to her with weak game. 20 dudes from the club to the car hit on her. I stood right there slightly entertained. I even say the cashier from the club that gave me props for pulling these fine specimens of the female body. After 30 mins, we finally reach the car. Dragging his feet again, I figure this dude is pissed he was AFC and picked these girls up, paid for his gas, his car insurance, and drove to the club, bought them drinks, just so they can make out with me and leave with me to suck on my cock. He gets really upset and upset black dudes, raise a red flag of caution with me, so he starts yelling after she quickly grabs her purse and tells her she's "disrespectful" and "rude" and starts going on and on about what an atrocity she committed by leaving with me. He did mention "no disrespect to me" which I said "none taken, I'd be pissed too" but then again, I don't play afc chauffeur games. After he tells her how horrible it was for him to pick them up and not get any, Asian JLo is tearing up. I tell the dude off after like 2 mins of his rambling. So I grab them both and walk them over to my ride, while snapping a few sly pics along the way of the pull underway for my "Doubting Thomas" buddy.

We jump into my car and cruise to a hotel with a name I felt was so fitting: "Hotel Menage."

Of course I show him: the girls and I in the parking lot, car, cum stained hotel sheets, and the gorgeous view overlooking downtown on a sunny Friday. No response yet, but I guess he's probably sleeping at 6AM.

She sucked such a good dick for 45 mins and I blew the biggest load ever. I came hard all over the place, then 10 seconds later, I blew another fountain of cum. My 2nd multi-orgasm. I talked to a few experts and did a bit of research, it indeed was a multiple orgasm. I wasn't quite sure, but my definition from several sexologists and professionals, I can positively conclude I have achieved a male multiple orgasm. It felt like a torrent of pleasure. Now, I can only partially speculate what women feel like during their multiples. I'm breaking all sorts of paradigms, even my own!