Thursday, May 13, 2010

Brutal Night

A PUA Reader, Dru, Busted a Phat Rhyme About My Rough Night...

"Yo yo yo dis azn right here got sum mad game
And many bitches to fuck and cougars to tame
U kno his moneys piling up and on his way to fame
Cuz he got plenty of azn haters actin real lame
4 lines of flow and u still don’t kno
They call him octane
And if u a hater u can deal with the pain!"

Word Up Brotha!


Sunday, May 9, 2010

Ironic Mother's Day Hook Up

"A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man." - Vito Corleone, The Godfather

I love spending time with my family. Of course I write about my exploits on this blog, but I do enjoy spending quality time with the people I love in my life. When all else fails or betrays you, family will always be there for you.

The background of the encounter. My buddy and I have been boys for a while and we party and club together and often times he sees me pick up women consistently. Occasionally we'll hit up a house party. One time he invited his under-aged 20 year old sister to a party. Sandy really enjoyed me and when my buddy was with some other girl, we kissed and enjoyed it. Being half French half Asian, naturally her body is ridiculously hot and I couldn't resist applying my A-Game all over her sexy ass. That said, she got up on the built in stripper pole and did a few pole dances for me. Hotness. Since then we've had a lot of sexual tension, but since my buddy is always present, we haven't had the chance to unleash it. I'm always taking good care of my health since I detest down time, but when Spring rolled around and all this pollen and shit was in the air, I had insane allergies. Dry throat, coughing, running nose, stuffy nose, horrible. It just so happens Sandy calls me at 3 AM while I was sleeping on Friday night knocked out on Nyquil. She is supposedly drunk and wants me to pick her up. Seriously, she has 2 brothers, an uncle, and multiple orbiters that could do this for her, and she calls me... obviously as a valid excuse for us to fuck. Booty call incognito. Not bad game for a 20 year old vixen...

I've been wanting to go out since Thursday, but the combination of my on going work projects and my family visiting for Mother's Day had me postpone my urge until Saturday night. My buddy calls me and says we should to go a club hosting a bikini contest and his DJ buddy (who spins a sick set) already has us on the list. This club is always packed Saturday and full of Asians. I've gamed so many girls that I see girls I don't even recognize pulling me to the side asking me how I've been and some already had my number. My follow up game sucks and with my volume and time, I need to develop a systematic approach. Anyways, I tell him I'm sick of that place for now and we should check out something else. His sister invites us to a party in Newport Beach down the street from my place. We caravan there and find out this apartment complex is confusing as fuck. Not only does all the units look identical, but its so hard to see the numerical addresses. After much searching and sparse parking, the group abandons all hope, but I make my way around the neighborhood to scout out for indicators of a party and run into a group of 30+ year old party goers trying to find the party as well. We all run around to seek out the party and come up empty handed. I run into a 50+ year old with a party dress on walking barefoot, obvious signs of a party and she said the party is still "happenin'", but then I ask myself... why the fuck would I want to be partying with 50 year old women... pass. I say fuck it, its 11:30 and we've wasted an hour, let's find some where else to roll to.

Warehouse party. 20 mins later we're Google Mapping the location of this obscure warehouse party. Google takes us to the wrong section and we end up scouring the streets and finally find the warehouse. It's like a printing company and the office is now a lobby of party goers and the warehouse is the dance floor, banquet hall, bar, lounge area, and mingling ground all in one. The open bar is a plus. So we roll inside and grab a few beers. I do a set immediately of 2 MILF's whom are super boring and must of been living under a rock. They're enjoying me spit my game, but had a weak vibe, so when they go grab food, I bounce to another younger and hotter set of 2. Of course being Asian they're rolling in a large clique of like 20 Asian girls that are all over the place and pulling them away. Horrible logistics ensue with isolation and I escape to the bar. When I'm turning I match eyes with this cute Asian HB sitting down and she stares for 3 seconds then she looks away. I maintain eye contact and when she broke it I just said "Hi."

My default party conversation is acting like I know everyone here. Given this is an Asian party, I'll improvise and be like, "oh hey... I haven't met you yet. How do you know John? Nguyen and I go way back. Eric is like a brother to me. OMG ... wait you know Mike right... this one time he almost got mugged and..." DHV story. Pretty basic stuff. Usually, I'll introduce myself, maintain hand contact, do a hand caress bit move then, go into my normal interaction while sprinkling the humor. Interaction goes well after 30 sec. She says her name is Kristine with a K. My mother's name is Christine with a C. How ironic... anyways, I grab an empty chair and position in right across from her so my legs are facing hers but at an angle and hers are crossed and slightly facing my body.

Conversation continues and she asks my age which I tell her to guess. I get 28-30. She reveals shes over 30. Now she's really trying and finally guesses correctly. She gives me shit for my age and thinks anyone under 30 is "young." My buddy's sister, Sandy comes over in her cleavage revealing outfit with skinny tights under a dress and sits in my lap while sucking on a lollipop (note: oral fixation). Sandy takes the lollipop out of her mouth and tries to put it in my mouth which I don't accept. "Ohhhh... after ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH...with all OUR history..." attempting to make this girl jealous. "You know you want to suck it..." "Cute dear... very cute... why don't you introduce yourself..." motioning to Kristine... Sandy then introduces herself and she quickly leaves. I give it 10 mins and some super nerdy older Asian dude with a satchel shows up and is orbiting Kristine. I make it a point to address him and introduce myself and then politely kick him out of set. AFC orbiter leaves. Hand caress maneuver. Shes now touching my thigh and enjoying the hand caress by reciprocating. Now I'm kino rewarding by touching her inner thigh and leaving it there for extended periods of time. She doesn't object. "Let's look at the other rooms..." (given that there was only another foyer and rest was a sectioned off mechanical warehouse there weren't many rooms at all. In retrospect I should taken her behind the printing machines). I grab her hand and lead her to a corridor by the restrooms. I throw her into me and kiss her. Horrible kisser. Shes resisting a bit but physically complying. "I'm a good girl, but I'm a good girl..." Heard this all before like when I was cock deep in some girl who was telling me the same thing while moaning, but thats another story. "Wait... what's your name again?" she asks...

Physical responsiveness is all that counts. I say, "Let's get out of here" after making out for 30 seconds. Go to the parking lot and then to her car, she doesn't have her keys. WTF. Now I isolate to my car which is a coupe and even when I cram in the back my average height still hits the roof. I'd figure, get her hot in the car then leave to a better location. I start the car after kissing a bit to leave to the hotel and she's trying to get out of the car. I shut the door and continue to make out with her as she needs more convincing. Passionate make out continues. Then I take her cardigan off, then tell her to take off her shirt, then I take her bra off to reveal some beautiful sized Asian tits. Usually Asian girls have small tits, but these were good size, at least a C cup. Beautiful small pink nipples which I oblige to suck on. Nice... mikey likey...

I reach into her pants and play with her clit and begin to finger bang her. Shes wet and loving it. Her expression is priceless. Moaning and squirming, I give her a bit more of my finger. I tell her to take my clothes off which she unbuttons and throws off. I'm now straddling her in the passenger seat, completely nude with my hard cock out on her chest while shes stroking me off. "What's your name again?" I respond with my eyes rolled back, "Guess..."

All of a sudden, my driver's door opens and all my car lights flip on. Bathed in light, some what surprised, and out of breath, I turn to my right to reveal my buddy and his sister going crazy. All I hear is "Oh my God..." "No way!" I'm on top of her with my erect cock out. They take a quick peak and slam the door shut. Kristine is now embarrassed and wondering "if they saw anything." Which I dismiss like its not a big deal. My friends leave in their car and I continue seducing her. Shes receptive but still concerned about other people watching us. Fogged windows could be a give away, but also camouflage. I have limo tint on all windows but the side windows because I got a tint ticket while getting a speeding ticket for tripling the speed limit. 10 mins later I hear a txt message vibrating in my pocket on the ground (see photo). Shes stroking me off still and I'm fingering her. I'm fumbling with her pants in a cramped sardine can car and between the 6 speed shifter and our bodies, proved quite a task to do one-handedly.

I tell her to "take those pants off..." and she says shes "not like that" and won't do this because we "just met." Bullshit excuses again and again. Also shes now afraid that other people may see us again. So shes still enjoying my hard cock in her hand and asks "do you have a condom?" while kissing, so I reach in my pants pocket on the floor and pull out my Trojan. I tell her to take off her pants again and she goes into logic mode asking, "why do you have a condom in your pocket? Do you do this with all girls? How many times do you do this?" Typical lmr questions, which I ignore and continue fingering her to shut her up. Now, she looks at her watch and freaks the fuck out. "It's 1 AM... oh shit, I'm supposed to be home." I respond, "So you're going to turn into a pumpkin... I see..." "My parents are going to kill me!" Confused I say, "What? OK daddy's girl..." So she panics and starts searching for her clothes in the car. Slowly shes gathering her clothes and putting it back on. I start the car and drive with fogged up windows behind another warehouse by a loading dock and park while completely butt naked. I couldn't see shit, but had to isolate again. Shes not almost fully dressed and I continue my kissing, but shes very hesitant now because she said she should of been home at midnight. I'm thinking... this woman is over 30... what the fuck? Kristine is enjoying the kissing, but I have to start the escalation process all over again from 1st base... I'm now hearing how "late" it is. She mentions her LV purse is in the warehouse still. We're still making out while this half-assed conversation is going on while she's playing with my cock. She's whispering, "You're very sensual. You're attractive." I'm thinking like OK already, take your pants off now so I can stick my cock inside you now...

Kristine is now holding my cock in her hands and blurts out, "I love you." Which I pause and say, "What the fuck!?" Silence... "Sure you do..." playing it off. "Yea, you're right." she says. Now she busts the infamous line, "I'm a virgin." Which I laugh at because sure as hell was no hymen and no blood. I already had my V-Wings badge awarded earlier this year. Shes over 30 so no way in hell shes a virgin and I tell her in a playful manner, "You're so full of shit! You don't have a hymen, let's not play these silly games." Suddenly, she sees I'm not the average chump, and says, "Yea, you're right. I've only been with one guy and he was my boyfriend for years." She couldn't play the V-Card now. Here comes the whole speech about "I only do this when I'm serious with somebody." I feel my balls turning blue. My penis is about to invert itself. "I want to date you first." UGH. I'm a trooper so I plow through that shit and continue to escalate. She's not having it and not responding after many attempts and about 10 mins of me going for it. I tell her I have to take a piss and she follows me to pallet on the side of the warehouse where I command her to hold my dick while I piss. She grabs it and points it towards the pallet. I'm pissing and shes loving it. Giggling and commenting "Thats a lot of water." Now shes guiding the piss all over and on the wall, pointing it around like a fire hose. "Wow thats a lot of piss!" she says while giving me a shake. I'm still completely naked at this point and shes fully clothed. "Go get my clothes." She grabs my boxers and articles of clothing and put them on. I drive by and park the car. I leave her in my car and go grab her purse. When she gets the purse she immediately checks her phone which has like 18 missed calls. I think they were her mom. Kristine calls back and all I hear as soon as the other side picks up is immediate bitching in a high pitched, whiny, reprimanding voice. Sounds like Super Pissed Off Chinese. For 3 minutes straight, her mother is just going off on Kristine, laying it thick on her. I think she was massively overprotective and worried. It was a mixture of chastising and yelling, but mainly yelling... Kristine said like 3 words and the other side hung up.

I figure this is the end of the night, might as well try to escalate again, but no luck. At this time and point she didn't even know my name still... so I gave her a few hints and she finally got it. She wanted to give me her number. We kiss good night and I bounce while she trails me home.

Needless to say, I did not expect to passionately enjoy a woman with the same name as my own mother on Mother's Day. Quite the Mother's Day treat for myself... and I ain't even a mother...

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