I get a txt from my promoter contact inviting me to a bar which coincides with the invitation from a PUA I met in-field (thats another story to be told) so I roll out and arrive a bit late around 11:15 ish. Parking is a bit of an issue. I used to roll with my boys to nightlife venues, but now I've adopted techniques derived from Michael (www.thegmanifesto.com/2007/08/going-for-dolo.html) and my natural buddy and roll "dolo." Logistics simply are just better. I'm not constrained by wimpy dudes pussying out around 2am, limited budgets, bad wingmen, and group desires.
Walking in solo, most guys will sneak in, look uncomfortable and shy then camouflage themselves in a corner like a statue. I like to make an entrance. I'll roll in, throw a smile up, then I'll point arbitrarily to the crowd like someone just recognized me, then walk into the crowd. Will from NYC shared this with me. On my way into the crowd, I came across (not literally) a group of 4 Latinas celebrating a birthday and we're taking pictures like the paparazzi seeking Britney Spears' beaver slip. After I grabbed a Pineapple Grey Goose they were still next to me. I opened with some asshole remark like, "I think Facebook is going to overload when you post all these damn pictures..." They quite enjoyed it and thought it was applicable as we all know you're stupid bar pictures are going on your glittery hip hop music embedded myspace, twitter, and facebook. Usually when girls have their camera out, I'm in their photos quick style. I'll put my arm around them and kiss them or improvise something out of the ordinary. If they ask me nicely to take a picture, I'll grab the camera and snap a few photos of myself then take a picture where I critique the entire group to smile more or "act like you know each other" or "thats your bad side." Afterwards, I'll go through their saved photos and chuckle at some of them. Wait a sec... I thought I saw a dirty one in there somewhere! We end up exchanging names, bantering, and I bounce to another set as their group is growing like a bacteria colony and I saw a Latina blonde that caught my eye.
This 2 set was the Blonde Latina, her tatted up rockabilly greaser friend. Guess who I opened initially... the later. Opened her commenting on her tatts and how she just may be part of a biker gang. She laughed. Build a bit of rapport with her on basics I know about her style. I could tell she liked me and kino'd me often. After I won her over for about 3 minutes, I seg wayed over to the bar where her sexy big breasted Blonde Latina was. I think I commented on her hair or her boobs... either way it went well. She introduced her self, asked my name (IOI), then proceeded to open up with her body language. We had a brief interaction, but a solid one before the tatted up friend rolled in inviting us to the patio to drink because it's way hot inside. I oblige and take them both physically and lead them to the patio where I find an open spot. We chat for a bit then I'm introduced to the other friends in the group. Two other dudes. Both AFCish. One accidentally drops his drink and glass and shit is all over the place. The other is pretty cool and seems to be qualifying himself to me. Winning them over was easy because I just simply teased them about spilling the drink. Now the tatted girl is now over with the two dude friends and I and my target is far away talking to another person. I figured it may take a while so I identify another set which catches my eye. 3 Set. Latina with 2 black girls. I roll over.
"You guys caught my eye, I wanted to come over and see what you're like..." "Oh did you?" "Yep" "Why us?" "Because you're cute, why else..." Laughs. Sexual tension begins. I address the black girlfriends prior to my target by teasing them about shit. One I teased about wearing sunglasses in a bar at night the other was dancing funny and looked like she was doing the "Pee Pee Dance," and the third that joined a bit later had nice cleavage and she didn't have to wear that just for me :), I like the real deal. My target is now wondering why the hell I haven't said anything to her. Shes just standing there, very closed off, closed body language with the Modelo in front of her, and against a planter. I call this the "I'm Not Impressed" look. Throw in a comment about how I only see people drinking Coronas, Modelos, and Adios Motherfucker Drinks here, which is very true and funny. She asks about my drink, then my name. Then she comments on how my sweater looks weird and I tell her listen "sweaters are what your grandma gives you with reindeers and shit, I'm wearing a cardigan." "Ohhh... I see." This is where the sexual tension is now being slowly amplified with my banter. She asks "So why are you here?" "Just out with my buddies inside." My PUA friends ended up flaking. Next shes asking for my name. Then when she tells her she gives me her first and middle name, which I make fun of her. She thinks it's funny but she's still giving me shit tests. "So I don't mean to be rude, but what kind of Asian are you?" "Guess" This is where almost every woman I meet asks and gets wrong. It's common to hear half of the Asian countries before they guess correctly. She gives up. I say I can sum it up in your language, "Chino." Miss double name is now laughing and excited I can spit some Espanol Game. Well shit, I didn't take 4 years of Spanglish for nothing... Now I'm putting fractional sentences saying "Chinos es muy intelligente" and "Te gusta me mucho" and basically framing she wants me in Spanish. We go back and forth with this game and its probably 15 minutes into the set. This is where she shit tests me again, but in Spanish. I barely understand it and pass by saying something like, "Listen you don't need to confess your love for me in Spanish, you can say it in English, thats fine." Shes still a bit skeptical of me. Body language slowly opening up. Now at this point her friends are enjoying this interaction and finding it very entertaining, I overhear them saying "he's cute" to each other. My target is still giving me shit. So I amp up my game by making comments on her duo tone dress and how she wants me to take my "sweater" off and innuendos. I kino her on the arm and she slaps my hand off. I laugh. 30 seconds later I try again, no slap. I leave it on her shoulder for a bit resting while making a point. Then I move to the lower back and I'm closing my proximity to her as I talk. Now she tries to dismiss me by saying "I don't want to talk to cute boys like you anymore" or something, but she makes a Freudian Slip. I bust on her for calling me cute and her friends find this hilarious and are cracking up because they heard it too. It's now ON. 2 minutes later I'm locking her in against the planter with my arm locking her sides and my body physically locking her from the front (planter against her back). Now shes mine. I slowly get closer to her and brush my face near hers. I can tell shes breathing heavily expecting something and getting excited, she leans forward for the kiss and I continue to move slyly along without kissing her. Shes now starring to me, open body language, and smiling. She wants it. I press my body against hers, lock her in with my arm, then lift her chin up with my hand and kiss her. She was very receptive. It was like a fairy tale bar kiss. Cold to Hot. Licking her lips she looks into my eyes, pleased. Make out time. Now, we're making out like high school kids on Prom night and her friends have simply moved over to allow us this private moment. It's obvious shes enjoying it as shes wrapping her arm around me and giggling while giving me some tongue. Latin on-lookers watch as this Asian guy is now making out with one of their own. I tell her let's get out of here and grab her by the hand and lead her out of the patio area to the exit. We run into her friends and a guy trying to # close one of the black girls without any success. He asks me for help, which I try to give him a boost, but his game just isn't up to par. He's bragging about his 25K recording studio which no one really gives a shit about. I tell my target let's get out of here. "I have to use the bathroom." "So do I." I take a piss and her friend comes up to me asking where she is as soon as I leave the restroom myself. "Shes in the restroom." Now this is where the Blonde Latina sees me and comes up to me dancing and smiling. We flirt a bit and my target is now exiting the restroom. Merge sets and introduce my target to my other target. She tells me she must find her friend. We find her fast and she asks for her phone. Friend pulls her Droid out and she goes to the Contacts section and looks up her own name and shows me her number. I enter it in my phone and make fun of her for not even memorizing her new number yet. Social proof myself and then give Blonde Latina a hug and take my target by the hand and lead her out of the bar. On the sidewalk we're walking towards my car in the adjacent parking structure and shes giving me resistance physically so I just keep dragging her along. Mentions her friends or something that are waiting for her. I'm plowing and dragging her more. We get half way down the sidewalk and she just stands still and anchoring herself while I pull on her arm. I'm physically attempting to move her but shes being stubborn and giving me shit about work in the morning and her sick aunt (which turned out to be real). I ignore and continue to go for the pull. Suddenly we're making out. Then 1 minute later a car full of her friends yelling her name pulls up and we hug and she bounces with them. I'm now standing on the sidewalk and I see Blonde Latina walking towards me. She opens me with "Good night" which I take is that shes lingering around me because she wants to give me her number. I get her schedule and grab her number while hugging her. She says, "I thought that other girl was your girlfriend." "We're just really good friends." I tell her. We hug and she tells me to call her, but she has to leave because her friends are in the car and shes the designated driver. Oh well. I walk further down the sidewalk and one of the "Picture Taking Girls" from the beginning of the night is calling me "beanie boy" in which I look around like shes talking about another person and she says, "No you!" So I go over and shes putting her arm around me talking to me and asking about if I always take pictures of myself with other people's camera, in which I respond, "Only yours." Shes loving it. Now shes asking personal questions about me. I think shes tipsy and her friends are in the proximity but just smiling at her hitting on me. I talk with some of the other girls in the group that I like more and theres drunk dudes trying to game them on the sidewalk with lame shit like "Yo girl, whats your name?" Driver finally finds her keys and they are parked right out in the front. Normally I would go for the # close with the girl that really liked me in this group, but I did not find her attractive at all. So we hug and they take off.
Demonstrating social value and being desired by women in this instance really did wonders for me. Plowing and standing my ground were key. I was persistent and traversed several shit tests that were thrown my way. She was a tough nut to crack, but when she did, it was like a magical PUA moment that would be compared to Rocky Balboa surviving 13+ rounds in the ring.
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