My Encounter With The Infamous Tyler Durden

So far I've run into several "PUG's" while active in the field. I've met Mehow in Vegas at Encore, Matador in Hollywood, Mystery in Vegas at Body English, and now Tyler Durden in Hollywood.

Tyler Durden attempting to get blown out by a blonde 1 set sitting down with his apprentice in training next to him.

Do Looks Matter?

Theres the never ending debate in the community... I'm sure you've heard it before: "Does the look of a man have any correlation to seduction and results there?"

I get a variety of periodicals in the mail from BusinessWeek and Barron's to Time Magazine. Recently, I opened my mail box to see National Geographic and an accompanying poster. I did a double take going through my mail because I thought I saw my OWN face on the National Geographic Cover. The description on the cover compelled me to read more regarding "the world's most common face," which looks like mine!

In 2011, the most common face is a Chinese Han Male, age 28, and in 20 years it will most likely be an Indian guy. This composite image is not necessarily representative of US (where most of my readers are from) but the world in it's entirety. It makes sense since theres like a billion of us running around. I bring this point up as there are approximately 190,000 other guys like me and being the narcissist I wondered how successful the other 189,999 guys were with women.

Based upon the Gaussian Distribution, average looking individuals would not stand apart enough on the upper limits of the distribution to be considered "good looking." My face, as handsome as I'd like to believe it is, is really "average looking." Therefore I cannot attribute the majority of my success with women to my physical attributes. However, there is an argument with supporting research that suggests that women are actually attracted to men with symmetrical faces and/or bodies (Telegraph Article, Wikipedia Article, Stanford Article) and apparently have more orgasms to men with symmetrical bodies. Scientific evidence has not proved the last claim, but I'd like to think my body gives more orgasms to women :).

My in-field experience tells me that physical attributes do contribute to the overall perceived attractiveness of an individual. Yes, handsome model men do get more female attention than the average guy. I'd recall a college buddy of mine would go out to bars and clubs together before I had any real experience with true game and girls would come up to him all the time. All Brad had to do was be visible and look decent and his blue eyes and chiseled body would tractor beam women to him. They would open him and all he had to do was not screw things up and the girl would give him the number. I definitely think he relied on his looks too much. Brad would never approach girls and when girls didn't like him, he would take it very personally. In fact, I recall him pouring an entire Bear Bottle full of honey into a girl's tea because she didn't want to talk to him at a diner. Brad was so pissed the crazy mofo threw fucking rocks and snails off the ground at the diner from outside. Regardless, the dude still got laid consistently by semi-decent women but they would never be together for more than 3 months.

Looks matter, but I would never exchange game for looks.

Brad and I after college would hang out occasionally. I remember us going to our mutual friend's bar on a summer night after drinking at another spot and being the competitive alphas we are, he challenged me to a number close contest. He announced that we should see how many numbers we can get while we were at the bar. Given the beach bar demographic, his surfer type of style and laid back vibe is more desirable, but he had no clue I've been sharpening my game like a Hattori Hanzō sword. At the end of the night it was 3 to 1 in my favor. Brad expressed that he was quite impressed and asked questions because before he was used to getting more girls than me with his looks. I had to give him a few pointers. Sorry Brad, but game triumphs in the end.

Needless to say, all aspects of the game should be polished. Your "outer game" should be tight. Looking well groomed and with some dignity goes a long ways. Hygiene is very important. Style is critical and can boost your game if you're a Joaquin Phoenix look-a-like. Girls go ape shit when I roll up in my tailored suit. Do you think 007 would get eye fucked (and real fucked) by Pussy Galore if he was rocking an affliction shirt, light blue faded jeans, and Rainbow Sandals? Fuck no.

More on this in the near future...

Making Memories On Memorial Day

Another ironic fitting post for another Holiday. Sometimes you have to freestyle life and just go out on a whim. I met Lara last week at a 18+ club which had a massive turn out Summer Break is now here. In fact, I met a ton of young Latina hotties, but I had to travel to make this happen. Insane amount of sets and turned out I raked in 8 numbers that night. My wing escalated on a tranny and tried to see if she was a he and when he attempted to clinch the clam, the heshe scolded and denied him LOL... but thats another story. Anyways, at the end of the night I was waiting for my wing to use the restroom and I was bored so I opened a set in the mean time. The set was two dudes hitting on 2 girls, however only 1 was in engaged, so I swooped in and opened from leaning back on the couch and motioning for her to come over. Compliance test #1 passed. She walked over with a smile. I grabbed her and we talked for a bit. She still had that smile and her braces were glimmering. I knew I was on a time constraint as it seems the dudes in set were running out of juice so I had to step it up a notch. My wing came out of the restroom and I introduced him to her. Then I ran the "I bet you're shy..." gambit on her and plugged that into the Nervous Test. The Nervous Test is a great excuse to escalate and touch sexually quickly and its great fun as well. I sat her down and put my hand on her kneed and move up incrementally to her pussy. Each step of the way, you ask "Nervous?" and keep moving closer. She passed with flying colors and I went all the way to her vagina and touched it. She liked that. The friend was now trying to drag her away which my wing attempted to disengage and distract. I number closed her quickly and released. She txted me later since I called her right after I received the number so she had mine, asking: "Who is this?" "Which I played another game with her." She enjoyed it and I told her to save my number as its very important.

Fast forward a couple days and I get a random txt on the weekend: "Hey sexy Asian!"

My late reply was fairly unoriginal, "Hey sexy Latina!"

Either way, sexual framing from the get-go. Continued to mention she should come over and do something for me, but she had work in the morning. So I resumed the sexual tension for Sunday night right before Memorial Day. Most people are bored Sunday evening so I figured I would have a high success rate. To be honest, she was one of many in a mass txt I sent out. I made her qualify herself then send me her logistics. Apparently she lives 2 hours away. Fuck! Normally I don't like driving that far for a d2, but she seemed really into it, we had sexual tension, and she qualified herself sufficiently. I was bored and figured I would make a quick trip since my buddy lives about 25 mins away from her.

By the time I packed and left it was 10:30pm and I told her originally 10pm, it took me 2 hours to get there so I arrived right after Midnight. I passed her street as it was this city was in the boonies. Right as I drove through her neighborhood I got a txt (I do radio silence with girls prior to our meet up) saying: "You flaked!" I txt her back when I pulled up to her driveway, "I'm here, cum out!" 5 mins later she came out and greeted me. She looked hotter than I remembered. 5'1" Latina with sexy eyes and great skin. Youthful and full of energy. She said she took off all her clothes because she thought I wasn't coming, I told her, "we'll just have to do that later tonight..."

Once in the car we had a really positive vibe. I was expecting a young teenage girl to be relatively naiive, uninteresting, and typically into teenage girl stuff... I was pleasantly wrong. Lara had a great perspective on life and many interesting things to talk about that people older than me rarely speak of. It was refreshing and her outlook on life was similar to mine. For a bit, I felt a bit nervous as I was beginning to actually like her. Drove and got lost on the way to the beach. I figured it was a gorgeous night out, we should go check out the tide pools (which I had no clue how to even get to the beach nor where the hell the tide pools were located).

I ran into a main street that I recalled from enjoying a dinner in this part of town. I knew it was near the beach and ocean because I made a turn and it took me right next to the beach where I accidentally ran a yellow turning red light on a right turn while the flashing lights and cameras went off and I freaked out. This occurrence allowed me to locate the beach. Unfortunately there was hardly any parking because the beach was closed at 12:30 am and the gates were up. So I parked my car under a street light in the neighborhood. She was very careful about her purse being secure. Apparently she had her purse stolen before. Lara asked to put her purse in the trunk and went to the rear of my car and tried to open the hatch. Funny! I told her the "trunk" is in the front and engine is in the rear. She laughed and I put my arm around her and walked her to the beach path.

I turned on my LED flashlight (which rocks! Thanks Costco) and illuminated the way. After 50 feet on the dark path she stopped and made a weird grasp, I stopped too and looked and what she saw. At first it sent a bit of a chill down my spine. Is that a dead body? It looked like a body in denim on the ground sprawled out near the edge of the path. We approached it cautiously.

As we got closer, I realized it was some dude passed out lying on the ground and snoring loudly. Looked late twenties, early thirties, white male, in jeans and a denim shirt. He was not responsive to me talking or shining a 150 Lumens LED light in his face. His shirt was up and his pants saggy and zipper undone. His phone and belongings were scattered around his body. I was going to see if the dude was alright, but Lara exclaimed, "Let's pose with him!" I had to drop my responsible, save the world attitude and embrace her young, fun loving spirit. We snapped some funny poses with the guy and she couldn't steadily take a decent picture while holding the flashlight and had to repeat about 5 times. Then the passed out dude began to wake up and started saying, "Seriously? Seriously?" I said, "Seriously what?" and asked if he was alright. He slowly got up and I started asking him questions, "What happened to you? Where are you coming from?" I told him his phone was on the ground and he grabbed it but it was all scratched up and damaged. He then mumbled and yelled for "Pedro!" while speaking some incoherent drug addict talk. He began stumbling towards the beach and yelled, "This way to San Pedro! Follow me, I'll lead!" Which was our cue to slowly back away while Mr.Drug Addict ran into the dark towards the beach.

Lara and I laughed hysterically at his antics and continued to make it an on-going joke. The flashlight proved handy. I have to, but I only carry one as I like to be the only one in control of the flashlight. She removed her high heels and we walked on the sand and saw a bunch of younger people drinking beer and hanging out on the lifeguard tower. We passed them and ended up on the rocks close to them, but in the dark alone. I grabbed her by the hand and after we moved along a few rocks, she paused to look at the ocean. I parked myself right next to her on the same breaker rock and grabbed her. Pulled her face towards mine and I kissed her. She kissed back and added some tongue. Lara turned it into a semi-makeout and I removed myself before she could, making her want more. We continued to search for tide pools and small cervices where sea animals hang out, but had no luck. We ended up about 20 feet into the tide on a collection of rocks and I stopped and told her to spread the blanket she was wrapped up in out for us to sit on. We sat and I pulled out some flavoured cigars. Lara said, she never tried a cigar before. I told her "Theres a first time for everything!" I lit her cigarillo and told her how to "suck" and smoke properly. I lit myself one and we enjoyed the cigars while watching the waves and the full moon illuminate the water like a sparkling sea of diamonds. Lara mentioned she was really enjoying this and was very talkative. We had a really great conversation and when her cigarillo went out from not smoking, I lit it, she took a few more puffs and wanted to throw it away. She wanted to resume kissing. She went in and we began a heavy make out session, I quickly tossed my cigar and moved my cigar hand all over her teenage body. Massively sexy. Soft skin and amazing body. Lara pulled my hair a bit and gave me lots of tongue. I reciprocated by pulling her hair a bit and grabbing her neck. Licked her neck and gave it a few kisses. We continued to kiss passionately for 5-10 mins and I began to run my hand underneath her shirt and all over her torso. I grabbed her nice tits and squeezed them. She was exhaling in enjoyment. I pushed her back and laid her down on the blanket on her back. Quickly after I ran my hand and fingers down to her crouch. She had jeans on and a massaged her vagina outside before putting my hand down her pants. Lara quickly unbuttoned and unzipped her pants for me for better access. She was wearing a nice thong and I moved it to the side where I stimulated her clit and rubbed her pussy. Lara was already very wet. I put my finger in her and she moaned and sat up for a bit. Her pussy was soaking and felt nice and slippery. I massaged her g-spot with my finger and pushed the wall with my finger and quickly found her erogenous zone. It was so uncomfortable on a craggy uneven rock with my left hand underneath her head and my finger in her pussy that I had to move around and it broke the passion for a fraction of a second. Back to fingering her, she looked at me with lust. Recognizing this, I told her to take my shirt off which she said, "We're not having sex!" I said, "OK" while I continued to finger her. Apparently she need more convincing with my fingers. I tried again to get myself naked to fuck her, but she kept stopping me. After a good 25 mins of making out and fingering her I was a bit tired so I paused and held her for a bit. She buttoned up her pants and I wiped her pussy juice all over her shirt. I grabbed her and we sat talking while she rested her head on my chest. We talked about constellations which seg-wayed into horoscope talk and then she mentioned our signs were "perfect for each other" and we would "totally get along." I told her I didn't really believe in horoscope shit, but if she really wants to put a positive vibe on "us" then I wasn't going to get all logical and fuck something that could help me up.

After talking and intermittently making out here and there, I decided it was about 3AM and I should find an isolation location so we can get busy. I told her I needed to check in before "it was too late." Fortunately I passed a hotel on the way to park my car by the beach and it was very close. We gathered out stuff and made or way back to the car. Brushed off the sand and I cruised it to the hotel. Gorgeous hotel, Lara then mentioned she had her senior ball there for high school which kind of triggered my mental alarm which rang, "Wow this girl is really young!" It was a nice hotel and a great location, but the desk lady said they were completely full. Damn! I asked for other recommendations and there were a few right across the street. I went to those as well and they all said they're at capacity. Lara stayed in the car. Shit, so I busted out my Kayak app on my Blackberry and called all the top 4 star hotels. Only one had vacancy... the last room. I made a comment about it haunted or something and she started saying she had visions and saw ghosts and stuff. I made fun of her, but she was sharing something very personal which she felt judged by. Lara mentioned her grandma being a shaman that conjured spirits and was a bad person, so her legacy or black magic transferred to her and she occasionally sees weird things. I quickly changed the subject to something more up beat. Fortunately this hotel was close, but Google fucking Maps took me the wrong way and I had to turn around which further fucked up the vibe. By the time we arrived, it was close to 4AM. I parked in the parking lot and told her it could take a while, so she better come with me because she was going to be bored in the car. She hesitated then accepted my frame. I opened her door and she got out. Walked to the counter and the Middle Eastern desk dude took forever. I was there while he was making copies of IDs, Credit Cards, entering shit on the computer, he was like a total n00b, but he hooked it up with a discount because I charmed him and gave me an extra day to check out on Tuesday instead of Monday (Memorial Day). In the mean time I was talking with Lara and being funny. She loves my jokes! I taught her how to punch and was just staring at her in the light realizing how super cute she was. We finally got two keys and made our way to the room. It was a bit of a walk.

I opened the door and turned the lights on while I set down my bag on the chair, so the only place she could hang out was the bed. I told her I was going to use the bathroom and went to take a piss. I took my time and when I went back into the room she was curled up in the fetal position with a blanket smiling at me on the bed. I snuggled her and spooned her a bit. We made out some what on the bed and she quickly fell asleep in my arms on the pillows. After a quick 20 min nap or so she woke up after I stopped caressing her face... I was getting tired! She asked, "What time is it?" "4:30" "We should go" I then explained it would be better to go in the morning because I was tired. She insisted she had to be up early in the morning for work, but then again she told me she starts work at 1PM... so I found this unusual. Later she explained her mom was going to pick her up in the morning and she had to be up. She kept saying "We should go" and that it was getting late. After 5 attempts to keep her at the hotel, I figured I needed to try something different and got up and told her we should take off. In the hall way right next to the door, we started kissing heavily, she threw me against the wall, and I pulled her hair. We were passionately intertwined and I began rubbing her body down and fingering her. She was sopping wet. My fingers were covered in her juices and it kept flowing on my fingers. I continued to finger her until she was moaning. I grabbed her and moved her to the bed. I said, "I want to make you cum." She said, "OK" I quickly pushed her on the bed and told her to lay back. I worked off her jeans and panties to reveal her shaven pussy. Her high heels flipped off and I pulled the pants off. Then I took her bra and shirt off. She was naked on the bed and I continued to finger her. Her eyes were rolling back and she was exhaling heavily. She yelled, "Taste me!" I didn't want to eat her out just yet, so I thread cut and told her my cock would feel much better. "Taste me! I want you to taste me!" I began to unbutton my shirt with my free hand and she asked what I was doing. "I'm taking my shirt off." "Why?" "Because I'm getting naked." "Why?" "So I can pull my cock out." I quickly undid my complicated belt and took my pants off with one hand, which was quite a feat. I pulled out my throbbing cock and she oogled it. I knew from then she wanted some dick. I brought it closer to her and said I'm going to stick it in while continuing to finger her. She said, "But you don't have a condom..." "I do" Whipping out my Trojan in my pocket. I threw it on and inserted my dick into her lovely teenage pussy. So nice. She moaned and started to sweat. "It's so big... feels so good." "Thanks baby, you're pussy is so nice." I fucked her missionary for 10 mins or so, then she asked "Can I ride you baby?" I said, "Sure" and turned over on my back. She jumped on my cock and started riding me like the Kentucky Derby. Moving back and forth and up and down all over it. She was really quiet for some reason, but from her face she was enjoying it immensely.

After 5 mins of riding me cowgirl style, she abruptly jumped up and paused hovering over my dick. A torrent of cum flowed out of pussy and soaked me thoroughly. My dick, balls, thighs, legs, stomach, and the bed were absolutely drenched. I would estimate about 2-3 cups worth of cum came out of this girl thats barely 5 feet tall. I laid there somewhat amazed at this spectacle and she quivered to my left holding her pussy, exhausted, and exhaling deeply like she just ran a marathon. "I've never ... came... like that ... before... ever!" she exclaimed while holding a naughty grin. "I can't believe I was that quiet and came so quick. I came like no other." "Yes you did!" "Did you cum baby?" "No dear, I'm still ready to go" I told her. She was very tired and she didn't want to fuck any more after that orgasm. I was telling her, I want to give you another one and I'm still up for it! She seemed distant and not wanting to do anything. I fucked her pussy a bit more while she just laid there on the bed in her giant wet spot. She asked, "how long are you going to take?" Which pissed me off because I just gave her the orgasm of her life and shes putting me on a time constraint and isn't into it anymore. I put it in her vagina a bit more and she was very bleak. I grabbed some lotion and had her stroke me off which she did with both hands, but she wasn't doing a good job, so I told her to blow me, which she declined to do. I attempted to convince her to finish me off so I could cum by giving me head, but she didn't want to. I told her I was just going to jerk off. "Where do you want my cum baby?" "Anywhere, but on my face." I jerked off while perving to her sexy Latina body and busted a fat nut all over her. I think I came on the wall 4 feet away too. It was a lot of cum and I showered her with it. "That was A LOT of CUM! Wow, it's all over me and running down my body." I grabbed her a towel and I cleaned up myself. She was a lot more pleasant after wards and she explained she didn't want to give me head because "she wanted to get to know me better and make sure I was worth it" WTF? I told her not to worry about it and cleaned up. I gave her a hot towel to wipe herself down and she got dressed.

I took her home and the sunrise was gorgeous over the mountains and fields of the area. Stunning! It was peaking on a clear day with no clouds and a magnificent aura of light flooded the plains. Very romantic and she smiled saying how awesome it was and how much fun she had. She thanked me for the sex and played with my hair while I drove her home. She was in a bubble of love and totally digging me on the way back. I could tell she was content and happy. The sex definitely invigorated both of our energy levels and we enjoyed a memorable sunrise on Memorial Day.

Brutal Night

A PUA Reader, Dru, Busted a Phat Rhyme About My Rough Night...

"Yo yo yo dis azn right here got sum mad game

And many bitches to fuck and cougars to tame

U kno his moneys piling up and on his way to fame

Cuz he got plenty of azn haters actin real lame

4 lines of flow and u still don’t kno

They call him octane

And if u a hater u can deal with the pain!"

Word Up Brotha!

Ironic Mother's Day Hook Up

"A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man." - Vito Corleone, The Godfather

I love spending time with my family. Of course I write about my exploits on this blog, but I do enjoy spending quality time with the people I love in my life. When all else fails or betrays you, family will always be there for you.

The background of the encounter. My buddy and I have been boys for a while and we party and club together and often times he sees me pick up women consistently. Occasionally we'll hit up a house party. One time he invited his under-aged 20 year old sister to a party. Sandy really enjoyed me and when my buddy was with some other girl, we kissed and enjoyed it. Being half French half Asian, naturally her body is ridiculously hot and I couldn't resist applying my A-Game all over her sexy ass. That said, she got up on the built in stripper pole and did a few pole dances for me. Hotness. Since then we've had a lot of sexual tension, but since my buddy is always present, we haven't had the chance to unleash it. I'm always taking good care of my health since I detest down time, but when Spring rolled around and all this pollen and shit was in the air, I had insane allergies. Dry throat, coughing, running nose, stuffy nose, horrible. It just so happens Sandy calls me at 3 AM while I was sleeping on Friday night knocked out on Nyquil. She is supposedly drunk and wants me to pick her up. Seriously, she has 2 brothers, an uncle, and multiple orbiters that could do this for her, and she calls me... obviously as a valid excuse for us to fuck. Booty call incognito. Not bad game for a 20 year old vixen...

I've been wanting to go out since Thursday, but the combination of my on going work projects and my family visiting for Mother's Day had me postpone my urge until Saturday night. My buddy calls me and says we should to go a club hosting a bikini contest and his DJ buddy (who spins a sick set) already has us on the list. This club is always packed Saturday and full of Asians. I've gamed so many girls that I see girls I don't even recognize pulling me to the side asking me how I've been and some already had my number. My follow up game sucks and with my volume and time, I need to develop a systematic approach. Anyways, I tell him I'm sick of that place for now and we should check out something else. His sister invites us to a party in Newport Beach down the street from my place. We caravan there and find out this apartment complex is confusing as fuck. Not only does all the units look identical, but its so hard to see the numerical addresses. After much searching and sparse parking, the group abandons all hope, but I make my way around the neighborhood to scout out for indicators of a party and run into a group of 30+ year old party goers trying to find the party as well. We all run around to seek out the party and come up empty handed. I run into a 50+ year old with a party dress on walking barefoot, obvious signs of a party and she said the party is still "happenin'", but then I ask myself... why the fuck would I want to be partying with 50 year old women... pass. I say fuck it, its 11:30 and we've wasted an hour, let's find some where else to roll to.

Warehouse party. 20 mins later we're Google Mapping the location of this obscure warehouse party. Google takes us to the wrong section and we end up scouring the streets and finally find the warehouse. It's like a printing company and the office is now a lobby of party goers and the warehouse is the dance floor, banquet hall, bar, lounge area, and mingling ground all in one. The open bar is a plus. So we roll inside and grab a few beers. I do a set immediately of 2 MILF's whom are super boring and must of been living under a rock. They're enjoying me spit my game, but had a weak vibe, so when they go grab food, I bounce to another younger and hotter set of 2. Of course being Asian they're rolling in a large clique of like 20 Asian girls that are all over the place and pulling them away. Horrible logistics ensue with isolation and I escape to the bar. When I'm turning I match eyes with this cute Asian HB sitting down and she stares for 3 seconds then she looks away. I maintain eye contact and when she broke it I just said "Hi."

My default party conversation is acting like I know everyone here. Given this is an Asian party, I'll improvise and be like, "oh hey... I haven't met you yet. How do you know John? Nguyen and I go way back. Eric is like a brother to me. OMG ... wait you know Mike right... this one time he almost got mugged and..." DHV story. Pretty basic stuff. Usually, I'll introduce myself, maintain hand contact, do a hand caress bit move then, go into my normal interaction while sprinkling the humor. Interaction goes well after 30 sec. She says her name is Kristine with a K. My mother's name is Christine with a C. How ironic... anyways, I grab an empty chair and position in right across from her so my legs are facing hers but at an angle and hers are crossed and slightly facing my body.

Conversation continues and she asks my age which I tell her to guess. I get 28-30. She reveals shes over 30. Now she's really trying and finally guesses correctly. She gives me shit for my age and thinks anyone under 30 is "young." My buddy's sister, Sandy comes over in her cleavage revealing outfit with skinny tights under a dress and sits in my lap while sucking on a lollipop (note: oral fixation). Sandy takes the lollipop out of her mouth and tries to put it in my mouth which I don't accept. "Ohhhh... after ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH...with all OUR history..." attempting to make this girl jealous. "You know you want to suck it..." "Cute dear... very cute... why don't you introduce yourself..." motioning to Kristine... Sandy then introduces herself and she quickly leaves. I give it 10 mins and some super nerdy older Asian dude with a satchel shows up and is orbiting Kristine. I make it a point to address him and introduce myself and then politely kick him out of set. AFC orbiter leaves. Hand caress maneuver. Shes now touching my thigh and enjoying the hand caress by reciprocating. Now I'm kino rewarding by touching her inner thigh and leaving it there for extended periods of time. She doesn't object. "Let's look at the other rooms..." (given that there was only another foyer and rest was a sectioned off mechanical warehouse there weren't many rooms at all. In retrospect I should taken her behind the printing machines). I grab her hand and lead her to a corridor by the restrooms. I throw her into me and kiss her. Horrible kisser. Shes resisting a bit but physically complying. "I'm a good girl, but I'm a good girl..." Heard this all before like when I was cock deep in some girl who was telling me the same thing while moaning, but thats another story. "Wait... what's your name again?" she asks...

Physical responsiveness is all that counts. I say, "Let's get out of here" after making out for 30 seconds. Go to the parking lot and then to her car, she doesn't have her keys. WTF. Now I isolate to my car which is a coupe and even when I cram in the back my average height still hits the roof. I'd figure, get her hot in the car then leave to a better location. I start the car after kissing a bit to leave to the hotel and she's trying to get out of the car. I shut the door and continue to make out with her as she needs more convincing. Passionate make out continues. Then I take her cardigan off, then tell her to take off her shirt, then I take her bra off to reveal some beautiful sized Asian tits. Usually Asian girls have small tits, but these were good size, at least a C cup. Beautiful small pink nipples which I oblige to suck on. Nice... mikey likey...

I reach into her pants and play with her clit and begin to finger bang her. Shes wet and loving it. Her expression is priceless. Moaning and squirming, I give her a bit more of my finger. I tell her to take my clothes off which she unbuttons and throws off. I'm now straddling her in the passenger seat, completely nude with my hard cock out on her chest while shes stroking me off. "What's your name again?" I respond with my eyes rolled back, "Guess..."

All of a sudden, my driver's door opens and all my car lights flip on. Bathed in light, some what surprised, and out of breath, I turn to my right to reveal my buddy and his sister going crazy. All I hear is "Oh my God..." "No way!" I'm on top of her with my erect cock out. They take a quick peak and slam the door shut. Kristine is now embarrassed and wondering "if they saw anything." Which I dismiss like its not a big deal. My friends leave in their car and I continue seducing her. Shes receptive but still concerned about other people watching us. Fogged windows could be a give away, but also camouflage. I have limo tint on all windows but the side windows because I got a tint ticket while getting a speeding ticket for tripling the speed limit. 10 mins later I hear a txt message vibrating in my pocket on the ground (see photo). Shes stroking me off still and I'm fingering her. I'm fumbling with her pants in a cramped sardine can car and between the 6 speed shifter and our bodies, proved quite a task to do one-handedly.

I tell her to "take those pants off..." and she says shes "not like that" and won't do this because we "just met." Bullshit excuses again and again. Also shes now afraid that other people may see us again. So shes still enjoying my hard cock in her hand and asks "do you have a condom?" while kissing, so I reach in my pants pocket on the floor and pull out my Trojan. I tell her to take off her pants again and she goes into logic mode asking, "why do you have a condom in your pocket? Do you do this with all girls? How many times do you do this?" Typical lmr questions, which I ignore and continue fingering her to shut her up. Now, she looks at her watch and freaks the fuck out. "It's 1 AM... oh shit, I'm supposed to be home." I respond, "So you're going to turn into a pumpkin... I see..." "My parents are going to kill me!" Confused I say, "What? OK daddy's girl..." So she panics and starts searching for her clothes in the car. Slowly shes gathering her clothes and putting it back on. I start the car and drive with fogged up windows behind another warehouse by a loading dock and park while completely butt naked. I couldn't see shit, but had to isolate again. Shes not almost fully dressed and I continue my kissing, but shes very hesitant now because she said she should of been home at midnight. I'm thinking... this woman is over 30... what the fuck? Kristine is enjoying the kissing, but I have to start the escalation process all over again from 1st base... I'm now hearing how "late" it is. She mentions her LV purse is in the warehouse still. We're still making out while this half-assed conversation is going on while she's playing with my cock. She's whispering, "You're very sensual. You're attractive." I'm thinking like OK already, take your pants off now so I can stick my cock inside you now...

Kristine is now holding my cock in her hands and blurts out, "I love you." Which I pause and say, "What the fuck!?" Silence... "Sure you do..." playing it off. "Yea, you're right." she says. Now she busts the infamous line, "I'm a virgin." Which I laugh at because sure as hell was no hymen and no blood. I already had my V-Wings badge awarded earlier this year. Shes over 30 so no way in hell shes a virgin and I tell her in a playful manner, "You're so full of shit! You don't have a hymen, let's not play these silly games." Suddenly, she sees I'm not the average chump, and says, "Yea, you're right. I've only been with one guy and he was my boyfriend for years." She couldn't play the V-Card now. Here comes the whole speech about "I only do this when I'm serious with somebody." I feel my balls turning blue. My penis is about to invert itself. "I want to date you first." UGH. I'm a trooper so I plow through that shit and continue to escalate. She's not having it and not responding after many attempts and about 10 mins of me going for it. I tell her I have to take a piss and she follows me to pallet on the side of the warehouse where I command her to hold my dick while I piss. She grabs it and points it towards the pallet. I'm pissing and shes loving it. Giggling and commenting "Thats a lot of water." Now shes guiding the piss all over and on the wall, pointing it around like a fire hose. "Wow thats a lot of piss!" she says while giving me a shake. I'm still completely naked at this point and shes fully clothed. "Go get my clothes." She grabs my boxers and articles of clothing and put them on. I drive by and park the car. I leave her in my car and go grab her purse. When she gets the purse she immediately checks her phone which has like 18 missed calls. I think they were her mom. Kristine calls back and all I hear as soon as the other side picks up is immediate bitching in a high pitched, whiny, reprimanding voice. Sounds like Super Pissed Off Chinese. For 3 minutes straight, her mother is just going off on Kristine, laying it thick on her. I think she was massively overprotective and worried. It was a mixture of chastising and yelling, but mainly yelling... Kristine said like 3 words and the other side hung up.

I figure this is the end of the night, might as well try to escalate again, but no luck. At this time and point she didn't even know my name still... so I gave her a few hints and she finally got it. She wanted to give me her number. We kiss good night and I bounce while she trails me home.

Needless to say, I did not expect to passionately enjoy a woman with the same name as my own mother on Mother's Day. Quite the Mother's Day treat for myself... and I ain't even a mother...

TXT Message from Sandy:

Hell Of A Lifestyle

It's an awesome feeling pushing your game passed the limits... some may be scared, but true progress is made violating boundaries. The atomic bomb, space exploration, and the cure for polio are just some of the human achievements produced when people 'raise the bar.' Apply this to a Player Lifestyle, and crazy erotic shit starts to happen.

As an aspiring International Playboy, I will be sharing my chronicles of my local endeavors in beautiful Orange County. My blog will serve as my "journal of exploits" (which Jim Rohn says is particularly valuable to anyone looking to reach the pinnacle of any field), an inspiration for others, and a testimony to the lessons learned in-field in the pursuit of the ULTIMATE HIGH PERFORMANCE PLAYBOY LIFESTYLE.

- OCtane

Quickest Fuck Close In The West

Things have been progressing for me. I had a make out with my d2 last night and I rolled dolo to the club to meet some fellow PUAs. My wings are the shit. We all look out for each other and build each other up to make sure we all close. This is team work at it's finest.

I run a few sets. Grab some numbers and then I see my wings. I totally bullshit a DHV story about them beating up some guy that tried to mug me and the girl bought it. Apparently she came with them to the club so it wasn't some random girl at the club they picked up. Either way, when I enter the set with my wings I only say awesome compliments for them. It's fantastic to have a mutual respect and camaraderie with your boys. We hang out and have a blast just shooting the shit. Just great rapport. I'll puff on my Diamond Crown Maximus while we drink and hit on girls on the patio and just socialize. We never take each other too seriously and always roll with the punches. We're a versatile bunch. Merge a few sets, I hit on a group of 5 Latinas with only 1 that I like, but the group thinks I'm funny, so we exchange numbers and I move to 2 Asian girls which I tell they're fucking cute and this must be the "Light Skinned Asians" section. They think its awesome. One of the sisters shit tests me which I pass with flying colors. Now, I'm in. She invites me to sit in between them while I put my arms around both. This attracted a lot of attention from gawking on lookers. So much in fact, the club photographer took several pictures of us and said I'm a lucky guy and a pimp. Why thank you! Now I'm kinoing my target and both are asking me about the afterparty and personal questions. The cute one is touching and caressing my thigh and I squeeze her tighter and bring her together. She's just way too cute. We're wrapped up in a bubble of love and enjoying the sexual tension. Club is closing, so I do a quick number close and kiss the girls farewell. I meet up with my wings and we head to the afterparty.

I get lost on the way there and get a call from my buddy at like 2 AM and while I wait for my wings to pick up some other girls, I'm having a conversation. 20 mins later, my wings roll up, one has the girl he brought to the club still, and my other wing has 2 girls... sisters. One is obviously his target and the sister greets me and is already throwing IOIs. "Nice car! I'm Paula!" She doesn't speak much English. Good thing I can hold my own with the Espanol.

We go to into my wing's small room and theres plenty of alcohol. We mix a few drinks, toast a few, and start getting the party on. We're shooting the shit and enjoying ourselves. 10 mins into the interaction, my wing decides we need to take a group picture. The sister is telling me I should "take my clothes off to feel more comfortable" and that I should drink more as she pours me another glass. Since the sister was sitting across from me in a single computer chair, it was difficult to kino and get close to her. Once we get ready for a group picture, she jumps in my lap and we snap a few photos. Shes now totally into me and I move closer and like lightning hitting the ground, we instantly start making out. Shes giving me tongue, straddling me, playing with my hair, and trying to take my clothes off. I oblige. I loosen her belt, take her bra off unleash her massive tits. They are all natural and so great to suck on. I'm now taking my clothes off and my shirt off, shes un-doing my belt buckle and unzipping my pants. Next to me is my wing and his girl suddenly turned on by our passion and making out with her girl. On the floor next to us is my other wing with his girl getting it on. It was like a massive orgy like Eyes Wide Shut status.

She pulls my cock out and starts sucking it. I'm kicking back enjoying it. More titty sucking, and now I tell her to get up and I rip her panties off. Now we're both naked and kissing and licking each other up and down. Shes a bit salty. I lift her skirt up and play with her pussy. Nice and wet, and shaven... thank God. Now shes licking my ears, my face, my nipples, and tonguing my balls. This girl rocks! Shes straddling me and trying to put my bare cock into her pussy. I tell her to wait while I grab a condom in my pants pocket which was conveniently located. I throw the condom on and start fucking her. We did reverse cowgirl, missionary, doggy, her riding me, all sorts of positions. Now at this time, the timid girl with my wing tells him shes uncomfortable and they leave to fuck in the car. My other wing and with her sister is getting it on but they look a bit shy on the mattress. Shes screaming with pleasure as I mount her and pull her hair. I'm biting her neck and she reciprocates. Passionate fucking. Now, we're fucking against the wall next I'm pounding her from behind and slapping her ass. Shes moaning so loud. I hear her speaking Spanish and calling me "papacito" and "ai corigo" which I'm assuming means daddy, the later I have no clue what it means. I asked around too. After about 45 mins of non stop fucking, I'm getting close to cumming, I pull out, tell her where I'm going to blast her, throw off the jimmy hat off and bust a fat load all over her tits and chest. She was smiling while I drenched her in cum. She starts stroking my cock post orgasm and starts to give me a rub down. Massaging my legs, my back, and my arms. She definitely knows how to take care of a man. At the same time, she's hugging me and thanking me for fucking her. I'm feeling great. We clean up, slow dance to my wing's computer play list, and I walk them to the car. I didn't really want her number, but my wing insists we exchange numbers because he is fucking her sister. We do and we kiss goodnight... well morning since it was 5AM. I was beat, but that was the quickest fuck I've ever had!